Wednesday, December 7, 2011

West Chester Blogger Sees Slobby Lady Eating A Sandwich.



Not saying that all women have to be super feminine but Jesus Christ! Here's the lady I just saw eating a roast beef sandwich:

- Bleach blond hair. 290 pounds.
- Sitting at table with legs spread.
- Chomping on sandwich while talking on phone. Talking LOUDLY. With mouth full. Phone is between shoulder and ear so she can have two hands free to shovel food in mouth.
- Food drips on shirt. She continues to talk and eat but wipes the food into her shirt then pulls sweater over shirt in an attempt to conceal it.

I'm not kidding...she was like Mel from Alice. Come on people. Just...come on. At what point do people just say, "I give up."

19 comments:

sybil law said...

Hahahahaha
And ewwwwww.
Seriously - wtf is wrong with people? Shame ain't all bad, now.

Unknown said...

Are you sure it wasn't Michael Moore? That's kind of how I picture him. I don't know why.

Alice (aka AK-47) said...

Why did Blogger just call me "Unknown"? I don't appreciate that. I want credit for the Michael Moore joke.

Dr Zibbs said...

Sybil - I know. Right?

Unknown - Haha. Maybe a cross between Mel and him. And saw Michael Moore on TV last night. What a slob!

Dr Zibbs said...

Sorry Alice. "Unknown is a totally different and NEW follower. I like her style. Please don't take credit for the comments of others.

Signed, The Management

Alice (aka AK-47) said...

HAHA The Management sucks.

TC said...

I'm guessing you give up somewhere between not being able to pull your stretch pants up over your bunt and having to push the car driver seat all the way back and still having trouble getting in.

TrinaLikesWine said...

That's probably worse than a lady I heard behind me at Peace A Pizza in Exton. I was enjoying my lunch one day when I heard, "MY BABY WON'T EAT!" Naturally I turned to look...and to my horror her 40 Long boob with calloused milk ducts was exposed for all the world to see...I didn't blame her kid for not wanting to partake really.

Oh, and I'm a believer in "Dining Tents" to conceal people like that monster you saw today.

Chris said...

So how long were you staring at her open legs? Were her inner thighs as hairy as Mel's arms?

Anonymous said...

Arizona is bee and that's ADA who deals it - Oklahoma.
Just keeping it upfront without all the BAULSHET and letting you know about QUEJUM.
NAMESS and NELYZ blowing it all off.
AK'S CHO?
COCHOUN.
She's way gone.
And she took off with SLYCA.

Michelle said...

This the TC from SWEDEN?

W.C.Camp said...

Wow, I am never wearing my food stained shirt out in public again with you around to report on it!! W.C.C.

TC said...

I am not from Sweden.

The Jules said...

Did you get her number?

Jill/Twipply Skwood said...

Oh dear.

And Trina, calloused milk ducts?!?! I didn't even know milk ducts could get calloused. Yike!

Dominica said...

you had to film that scene and sell it as a new 'fat fighters' work out video .. if you see/saw this, your hand will loosen the fridge's handle immediately

Dr Zibbs said...

Dominica - what is this fat fighters??

Anonymous said...

it's like Weight Watcher's ; watch this -> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RA47iFsEEXs

Dominica

Dr Zibbs said...

Dominica - Haha. I HAVE seen that!