Saturday, December 31, 2011

My Thoughts On Car Magnets and Stickers.



I'm not a fan of car bumper stickers, magnets or stickers. Thoughts:

College - These are OK I guess.

Sports Teams - I can kind of understand these but only use one.

Honor Student - Retarded. Even more retarded are the ones that say, "Blah Blah school honors ALL of their students."

Beach Destination (ie: OC for Ocean City) - These are OK if you actually own a home there or go there almost every weekend.

Cartoons showing how many family members you have - Stupid. What happens if someone dies? Do you take one off? Maybe I should sell halo and wing stickers that can be used in this case.

Political - I really hate these. And if your candidate loses take if off for God's sake.

Magnets saying which breed of do you love - I hate anyone that has one of these. Why do you have to advertise you have a Yorkie?

OK that's about it.

17 comments:

Chris said...

Is "breed of do" intentional? I thought you meant breed of dog but then I realized if you have a Yorkie, then you'll also have "Yorkie do" in your yard.

You seem pretty uptight today....I'll have Father Kelly pray for you.

Happy New Years!

sybil law said...

Haha - my brother once had a car that he bought (obviously secondhand) with a bumper sticker on it that said, "Stop Partial Birth Abortion" or something. It was disgusting.

sybil law said...

Hey, Zibbsy - can you send me your email via FB? Wait - are we friends on FB? Shit. Anyway, I need your email. My blog is private now. Please send me your email via Twitter message or however!
Happy New Year!

Dr Zibbs said...

Chris - Whoops. And yeah. Pissy mood over here.

Sybil - Did it have a fetus on it?

Dr Zibbs said...

I just did. And is it because some weirdo keeps spamming you blog like mine? That's why I made my comments "approval only."

Kelly Robinson said...

Halo and wing stickers --genius!

Dr Zibbs said...

Kelly - Yup. I gots lots of good ideas over here.

Furtheron said...

Best one I ever saw - "I'm a drunk, alcoholics go to meetings"

Just wondered how often in the hours of darkness they got unnecessarily pulled over for a breath test :-)

CrotchPains said...

I bet you like those rubber testicles that some guys hang from thier trailer hitches....come on... Admit it.

Dr Zibbs said...

Crotchy - so's your face.

CrotchPains said...

Yeah? what next?

Dr Zibbs said...

Crotch - Oh yeah?

Andrea Kiliany Thatcher said...

With the liking of the punk rock, and the having of the old 90's era car that we have no intention of re-selling but just driving into the ground I sometimes consider going crazy with bumper stickers on the back of my car. Now I know how you'd feel about it. My car would look like a 15-year-old NOFX fan in 1996 was really trying to piss off his parents. They'd be all band stickers, which you don't list. Where do they fall on the Zibbs scale of derision?

Dr Zibbs said...

Andrea - I DID forget band bumper stickers. I guess they're OK. If you're under 18.

tammy said...

My neighbor who was divorced had the cartoon families with herself and her daughter on one side of the window, and her son and ex on the other side.

Jill/Twipply Skwood said...

I don't like any of those kinds except the political. I really like cars with a lot of reading material, especially if it's at least semi-political. I don't why. I agree with all the rest though. Also, I don't mind the ones for summer camp. I like passing a car and wondering whether or not my kid knows their kid from summer camp.

Car Magnets said...

I like the cars who have the word magnets on the back and let people make up sentences. I have seen a few lately, the things people write are fun to read