Wednesday, March 21, 2012

West Chester Blogger Considers Boring This Dude About Wolves.


I'd like to go to a party sometime and when I meet some dude all I would talk about would be wolves. Like I would back him into a corner and bore him to tears with wolf facts. The various kinds of wolves, their habits, what they eat, a book idea I have where a a kid is taken in by wolves and he someday has to leave them but meets up with them again when he's older.....

Then when I'm done with the dude I would mingle around the party and say, "What's up with THAT dude? Between you and me he wouldn't shut the fuck up about wolves!"

Then I would leave the party but peek in the window waiting to hear a group of people surrounding the guy and the guy frustratingly saying, "NO! It was that dude in the green shirt that was talking about wolves. Not ME? I don't give a crap about wolves! Right Bill?....Tell them!"

But nobody would believe him.

I might leave a patch of wolf fur on his windshield too. Not sure yet.

12 comments:

Dr Zibbs said...

Look at that shirt! Only thing missing is a flag of the U.S of A.!

Scope said...

Or a half neked Indian princess frolicking in a waterfall.

sybil law said...

It's official - we could totally hang at a party together.

Chemgeek said...

Where would you get a piece of wolf fur anyways?

tattytiara said...

That shirt would look great on a van.

Dr Zibbs said...

Chemgeek - I know a guy.

Tatty - I love me some custom vans!

Kirkner said...

I don't get it.

Kirkner

radioactive girl said...

That is hilarious!

Dr Zibbs said...

Kirkner - can your Dad read yet?

Dr Zibbs said...

Radioactive - Glad you liked it!

Gorilla Bananas said...

That's an excellent practical joke, apart from the fact that knowing stuff about wolves is pretty cool, so why should he mind? How about replacing wolves with a geeky animal like the natterjack toad?

Dr Zibbs said...

gb - good point!