BBQ in progress. Uncle Phil comes around from front of house
Uncle Phil: Hurroh everyone and chop suey to yoooo. And yooo!
Little Timmy: Hey it's Uncle Phil wearing funny glasses.
Uncle Phil: What's a cookin' at American BBQ?
Aunt Mary: Phil will you stop. That's racist!
Uncle Phil: What you talk about? Now Ima go Pearl Harbor on these American burgers!
Aunt Mary: Phil will you.....Oh my God! Look out for that roller skate!
Uncle Phil: Wha?.. WHAAAAAAA!!!
Phil falls and cracks his head open. Uncle Ned (who has had several first aid classes) checks his pulse.
Uncle Ned: I'm afraid....I'm afraid he's dead.