Important Information Before Voting For Our President

Obama this, McCain that. Frankly I'm sick of it. I'm urging not only Chester County, PA voters to consider a last minute candidate I'm urging all Americans to listen up. In fact I'm asking my large base of Canadian readers to disguise themselves as Americans and do me a favor.

When you go to the polls, please write in the name "Glenadene Bean."* Sure. She was running for Supervisor in Lower Providence Township (PA) back in the 1960's but if enough people vote for her, maybe, just maybe, she'll emerge from what I suspect ....hiding.

You see, my friend Calhoun found this poster of her on a job site years ago and he saved it. It hangs proudly in his garage where we throw darts. If I could somehow get her to show up, gussied up in her striped shirt and sporting her contemporary octagonal glass and walk in while we're playing darts, it would be a real hoot. Could you imagine?

*click on the picture to see the amazing detail and to bask in her sassy attitude. Feel free to pretend you know her and have a conversation with her. Don't be shy. Nobody is listening.