Tuesday, November 4, 2008

Important Information Before Voting For Our President


Obama this, McCain that. Frankly I'm sick of it. I'm urging not only Chester County, PA voters to consider a last minute candidate I'm urging all Americans to listen up. In fact I'm asking my large base of Canadian readers to disguise themselves as Americans and do me a favor.

When you go to the polls, please write in the name "Glenadene Bean."* Sure. She was running for Supervisor in Lower Providence Township (PA) back in the 1960's but if enough people vote for her, maybe, just maybe, she'll emerge from what I suspect ....hiding.

You see, my friend Calhoun found this poster of her on a job site years ago and he saved it. It hangs proudly in his garage where we throw darts. If I could somehow get her to show up, gussied up in her striped shirt and sporting her contemporary octagonal glass and walk in while we're playing darts, it would be a real hoot. Could you imagine?

*click on the picture to see the amazing detail and to bask in her sassy attitude. Feel free to pretend you know her and have a conversation with her. Don't be shy. Nobody is listening.

33 comments:

Poobomber said...

Words cannot convey how much I want to sleep with Glenadene Bean.

Mo said...

That's what I love about this country: choice. If I want to vote for a stern, double-chinned matron with a horrifyingly erect hairdo who may or may not still be alive, then goddamn it, I can! Do you smell that? It's the aroma of pure, unadulterated freedom--breathe it in...

Falwless said...

Glenadene's a whore.

the iNDefatigable mjenks said...

That's not a woman. That's George Burns in drag (again).

Tova Darling said...

Best. Campaign. Poster. Ever.

I'm jealous of your friend's garage right now.

And no, alas, it wasn't Willis. I was hit on by a Brady!

Tova Darling said...

But not the relatively cute one. The oldest one. Barry Williams.

Dr Zibbs said...

Mo - great comment.
Tova Darling - you need to write a post about that one.

J. Hi said...

Never trust a single chinned politician.

Gwen said...

I bet her nickname was "Froggy."

saratogajean said...

Dang, those are some sweet glasses.

pj said...

Wonder if she is related to ' butter bean.,

Talullah said...

I'd be willing to bet my paycheck that those frames are just ornimental.

BeckEye said...

Too late. I already wrote in Dr. Jim Zibbs.

Okay, that was a lie. I was just trying to butter you up. I voted for Kodos.

SkylersDad said...

I know Glenadene Bean.
Glenadene Bean is a friend of mine.

You sir, are no Glenadene Bean!

Fancy Schmancy said...

Do you think they will let me go back and vote again?

Slyde said...

stop making fun of my mother!!!!

H said...

This gal looks just like my old boss. I have searched for an hour to find a photo of her but I can't locate one. She is in town next week from Saudi. If I remember I will take a pic to post. The pic is kinda scaring me.

Dr Zibbs said...

Hey everyone, take a look at J.Hi's new avatar. Look above. Nice.

Jennifer and Sandi said...

Hey I think I DID vote for her once!!

- Jennifer

katrocket said...

She reminds me of Shelly Winters in "The Poseidon Adventure". Man, that bitch could swim.

Candy's daily Dandy said...

I think thats a guy but people in the early sixties were too polite to ask.

Flannery Alden said...

It looks like she here curlers are still in her hair. Faboo!

GETkristiLOVE said...

Looks like she could use some Bean-O too.

Grant Miller said...

Hottt.

Cora said...

Well, Dr, you've swayed my vote! Ms Bean it is! She's better looking than McCain. (If you squint). And she has obviously been 'round the block (whatever that means) a few more times than Obama. I think we have ourselves a winner! I'll be at the polls in about an hour from now with my Glenadene printout poster in hand, swaying all the other last-minute voters in line with me. Our country owes you a big thanks-a-million here, so thank you, Dr!

enc said...

I confided in her. I won't say about what.

Anonymous said...

All I know is....

Zibbs you NEED thoes octogonal glasses on when you stroll with yo Red Cane o Pain.

Dr Zibbs said...

Anon - you know how I stroll.

gorillabuns said...

How could I not vote for a fine coiffed candidate like this?

Clippy Mat said...

you drew those glasses on that poster didn't you?
philistine.
;-)

Micgar said...

Can you imagine a little campaign song ditty for her?: Glenadene Bean-Do you know what I mean? Glenadene Bean-She'll be the best Supervisor for Lower Providence Township you've ever seen!

words words words said...

Well will you look at that. I never knew that Velma parlayed her stint on "Scooby Doo" into a career in politics!

Dr Zibbs said...

WWW - good call!