What About The THIRD Choice? Thurston's Bitch. Gilligan's Island.

You always hear the question: "Who would you pick? Ginger or Mary Ann from Gilligan's Island."  Here's Ginger:

Nice. Now here's Mary Ann:

Oh yeah. I'd go with Mary Ann like most men. What do you think the percentage is? 75% to 25%? Probably.

But the real question is...how many people get mad and say, "Mary Ann or Ginger? Why don't I get to choose Lovey???" Here she is:

Don't lie. You want it. Look at her asleep...helpless...ready for the taking....Thurston is probably counting his money. Greedy ass bitch. Not tending to her needs...Mmmmmmm...Uh....I gotta go.

Do Guys Still Use Aftershave? Aqua Velva. Groucho.

Do guys still use Aqua Velva? Or aftershave for that matter. I don't. But I remember when my dad taught me how to shave and when it was done he said, "And then what you do Jimmy is pour a little of this after shave on your hands - not too much - rub your hands together then slap it on your face like this..."

Below is an Aqua Velva commercial. Who knew there were so many? The one below is one that features a  guy imitation Groucho. Remember when every third commercial or TV show had someone imitating Groucho?



Oh and here's an even older commercial that features the Aqua Velva jingle. Note her kiss at the end. Probably meant to say, 'If you don't use this product you're a homo":



And one more. This one featuring Pete Rose. Yeah right. As if that Frankenstein haircutted Mofo was smooth with the ladies! (see end of video)

Important Information Before Voting For Our President

Obama this, McCain that. Frankly I'm sick of it. I'm urging not only Chester County, PA voters to consider a last minute candidate I'm urging all Americans to listen up. In fact I'm asking my large base of Canadian readers to disguise themselves as Americans and do me a favor.

When you go to the polls, please write in the name "Glenadene Bean."* Sure. She was running for Supervisor in Lower Providence Township (PA) back in the 1960's but if enough people vote for her, maybe, just maybe, she'll emerge from what I suspect ....hiding.

You see, my friend Calhoun found this poster of her on a job site years ago and he saved it. It hangs proudly in his garage where we throw darts. If I could somehow get her to show up, gussied up in her striped shirt and sporting her contemporary octagonal glass and walk in while we're playing darts, it would be a real hoot. Could you imagine?

*click on the picture to see the amazing detail and to bask in her sassy attitude. Feel free to pretend you know her and have a conversation with her. Don't be shy. Nobody is listening.

Good & Plenty Commercial

Here's an old commercial for Good and Plenty candy with a catchy tune. When I was little, some kid showed me how to blow into the box and make it whistle. His name wasn't Charlie .