Man at Exton Produce Junction Busted For Looking At Breasts.

...and that man was me.

Yesterday I was in the Produce Junction in Exton and some lady was bending over looking at flowers. You could totally see a lot of her boobage. So I took a quick peek. I was just about to move on then she bent over again so - like metal drawn to a magnet I took another quick glance.

Nothing too creepy I thought.

Then she saw me looking and quickly stood up.

I was going to say, "Do you even know who I am?"..but didn't want to embarrass her. Why do you ladies even wear stuff and expose the boobs to us if you don't want us to look? Jesus.

So do you like when we take a look or not? Let's just settle this once and for all. Is there a proper amount of time to look? Should we not smile, nod our heads, put hands on hips, swirl head around and say, "Oh you got it goin' on sister - YOU GOT.IT GOIN.OOOOOONNNNN" (snaps fingers then twirls then snaps again then does the bump twice)?

What are are the rules?

Breaking News: West Chester Bloggers Meet At Barnaby's.

Another That Blue Yak meetup has happened! I've revealed myself to another human. Here's how it when down:

- I decided after a long day of being fabulous that I would stop in the Barnaby's in West Chester to wet my whistle with a Sam Adams. A reward if you will.

- I alert the world that I am in Barnaby's Pub and that bloggers are welcome to join me. I do this via Twitter. Kimmie, a local blogger that I've been wanting to meet for ages reads this on Twitter that is temporarily located on my blog and she signs up for Twitter.

- I take this as a code and send her an email telling her I'm still at Barnaby's.

- All of a sudden, who do I see walking in the bar? A petite, foxy blond woman - looking around. It's Kimmie. I say, "Kimmie, are you looking for me? I'm Dr Zibbs". (see staged reaction above)

And talk about a surreal 30 seconds. I've been commenting on her blog for a year and vice versa and we finally meet. She was exactly what I thought she'd be like. Super nice, really sweet and totally interesting to talk to. And even more beautiful in person. We talked about food, blogging, me. All the important stuff.

I actually blushed a bit at first as I was saying, "Yes, it's me - Dr Zibbs". And I was giggling like a school girl for a while too. Even I can feel humble. Me. Overall, a great meeting and we plan to keep in touch. What a great time meeting a fellow blogger. Who will be next? Maybe it will be you - or you (getting right in your face and whispering) or even YOU!

You'll have to check out her blog today because she said she will be telling you all about a day that I think might be one of the best of her life.

I'm just guessing.

And not to make Words, Words, Words jealous, but you were discussed. I wish you were there brother. We talked about the dish you made the other night that was based on her recipe.

Diane Lane - January 22- Born in 1965 - The Outsiders

I think most people will agree that Diane Lane is totally gorgeous. And today is her birthday. January 22. From her appearance in The Outsiders in 1983 (and the most ridiculous death scene ever caught on film by Matt Dillon) through the current movies - which I've seen none of -I will give her this. She is still a fox. Foxy Lady.

And you know she smells good. Not like some of these slobs out there that are a total mess. Just look at her. Beautiful. If you're reading my blog Diane - call my people.

And now I'll add the other actors that were in The Outsiders as well for the pure purpose of getting hits to my blog: C.Thomas (Are you still alive?) Howell, Ralph (wax on, wax off) Macchio, Patrick (wasn't Baby a bit to young for you?) Swayze, Rob (I still think you're a chick) Lowe, Emilio (Am I supposed to believe you're tough in The Breakfast Club?) Estevez, Tom (most likely gay) Cruise, Leif (what happened to your face?) Garrett and Jimmy (remember that crappy variety show you had in the 70's) McNichol.

OK. Jimmy McNichol wasn't in it but I'm sure he wanted to be.

PA Blogger and Candidate Responds To Palin Speech

As people in the know know, I've thrown my sombrero hat into the 2008 presidential ring, the following are my random comments -as a contender -while watching Sarah Palin at RNC:

- Cool dame. Looks good. Nice skin.

- Not a huge fan of the bang swoop tonight.

- When I put on my plastic surgeons hat, I'd say that she needs a very slight nostril reduction.

- The width of her son's tie is circa 1974. And it's loose.

- Future son-in-law thinking, "What the hell am I doing here?"

- She still reminds me of Edith Prickly/Edna Boyle (SCTV - Andrea Martin).

- Uses word "haberdasher"? Puuu-leese.

- Youngest daughter petting head of baby. Licks her hand and then pets. What the?

- She's a straight talker.

- John McCain's mom has freakishly ENORMOUS ear holes. "Maam it looks as if a wasp flew into your ear, let me just reach in with my doctorly, manly hand and get it out...here we go...OK. It's out. ..I got it. ..What?...You didn't feel that?"

- Who thought to have the huge liberty bell souvenir that I got on my 6th grade class trip on the screen behind her?

Job well done.