Hot Wings Potentially Switched On Me At Landmark Americana. West Chester Man Sweats Heat.

Yeah so I order the hot wings at Landmark Americana in West Chester, PA the other day. And I usually get the hot. I think the next level up is called something like "We dare you." And I think that the guy in the kitchen maybe dared the other guy in the kitchen to give me a double dose of the "we dare you."

Because I take my first bite and...JESUS CHRIST!!

They were so hot! And I like hot stuff but almost unbearable. Like each bite was torture (but delicious).

And I didn't want to look like a puss so I didn't send them back but with each bite I could feel my face turning red. Then I started sweating so much from my forehead and my eyes that a few people started looking at me. Or maybe I'm just paranoid but I think they were. And I pictured the kitchen people looking through the one way mirror at me saying, "Five dollars he doesn't take another bite....NO! HE'S DOING IT!!!! ...YOU OWE ME FIVE DOLLARS! Look at the baby cry. Take another bite baby. You want your bottle?"

And what percentage of dudes do you think order the ultimate hot stuff because they're just trying to look like a big shot? I'm talking the ultimate ridiculously hot stuff. I say 80 percent. 

Has Anyone Seen The Movie Lawless? Jeniffer Chastain. Hot.

Has anyone seen the movie Lawless? It got mixed reviews but I'd like to recommend it. It's really good! It's a period* piece about some Virginia County bootleggers during prohibition. Some really good performances. Especially noteworthy is a character played by Guy Pearce. Super creepy. I wish they had more back story on that nance** (as he was called).

And Jessica Chastain (beautiful  red head above was also good). Everyone really. Tom Hardy? Shia LaBeouf? Bot really good. But I do think Guy Pearce should get an Oscar nomination.

So there you go. Check it out.

*Uh...he said "period."
**an effeminate male

West Chester Blogger Concocts Hot Woman.

I've decided to make myself a dream woman. I'm starting off with just the looks. Maybe I'll get to personality qualities in a later post. I've collected some DNA and have been working on her in my lab.

I've started with a bit of Kate Beckinsale...

Added a dash of Jennifer Aniston (from Horrible Bosses)...

A touch of Natalie Morales.....

And for the bod I'm going to need her long and leggy like Stacy Keibler.

I think I'll call her Cupcake for now. 

OK. So there we go.

Who Do You Want To Go To The Dance With? 70's Tiger Beat.

OK. Oh my God! You can pick one person from this Tiger Beat to go to the big dance. Who do you choose?

I pick Marie!

Chester County Man Sees The Artist At The Downingtown Theater.

Oh my God did you guys see the movie The Artist? If you didn't then rush out and see it! I didn't think I was going to love it but I did. Oh. And that's Berenice Bejo in the picture above. She's one of the stars.

It was such a great movie. After yelling for the first five minutes, "We can't heeeeaaaaar it....Turn the sound up pleaaaaaasse..." I realized it was a silent film and settled in. And you would think that being a silent film would make it boring but it didn't. It's just a really touching story. But I don't think I would have loved it so much if it weren't for the two lead actors. Just great performances and so likeable.

I think I'll add it to my favorite movies of all time which include: One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, American Beauty, Waiting for Guffman, Goodfellas and uhhh...uhhh.. God that's all I can think of now. I'll add some more in the comments when I remember.

Now back to Berenice Bejo. Oh baby. Just love her. But I'm a sucker for women with perfect features, big eyes, face that lights up when they smile and you can tell that they're super sweethearts. And her character has a great sense of humor in the film too. So she's got it all.

Yup. That's my type. Here's another picture of her:

Octavia Spoctavia. Is She Hot? Are YOU Hot?

Someone said yesterday "Octavia Spencer is so beautiful!"

Has it always been like this or are there more and more people saying that everyone is beautiful? And maybe she's really nice and she's beautiful on the inside but come on.

And it has nothing to do with her being overweight or black either. If you were at a party and she walked in would you say,"Oh my God. Look at that beautiful woman!" I know I wouldn't.

And I think it goes the other way too. There will be a beautiful woman on TV and someone (usually a woman) will say, "She's not THAT good looking.

It's kind of like the trend of telling all kids that they're great at everything. Or the bumper sticker that says, "At Jefferson High School we honor ALL of our students." Instead of honoring the honor students that worked their asses off. Or who are Asian. What?? What??

I think it has a lot to do with people who don't feel good about themselves trying to say the less attractive people are better looking so THEY feel better. Do you think?

And on a related note I usually look at someone and then depending on their personality my opinion changes. If there's a super hot woman and she never smiles her number goes down. If there's a woman who is average but she's all bubbly or sexy and friendly? The number goes up. (And into my book where I assign a number to all woman I encounter. Later adding the info to index cards and hanging the color coded cards in my shed*).

What are your thought?

*I'm making this part up.

Worst Casting Of The Year In The Sitter. Kylie Bunbury.

I think I wrote about my relationship number dating theory. It's this: You rarely see more than a 4 point difference in the looks department of people. Meaning if you're a 4, you probably won't be dating a 9.

There are exceptions. If the dude is really rich. Or maybe SUPER charismatic. Or if the dude is kinda of mental. And maybe if he's really religious. But lets face it. Do you ever see more than a 4 point difference?

(SPOILER ALERT)

And I was reminded of this when I saw trailer for The Sitter. I saw the movie a few weeks ago. Pretty funny. But a still heavy Jonah Hill ends up with Kylie Bunbury. He's a 2 and she's a 9.5. Sooooooo unbelievable! And I hope it doesn't come off as shallow but you would never see this in real life. And it makes even less sense given the context of the movie.

And actors do this all the time. Hear this Adam Sandler? You and Kate Beckinsale? I don't think so. Even though that one made more sense than this.

And below is the picture of Kylie Bunbury. You be the judge.


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Chester County Man Shares Important Recipe. Peppers.

Behold it's glory.

OK this shouldn't even be considered a recipe because it's just so easy. But also it's sooo delicious. I give you: The Dr Van Huesen* Sphincter Burners.

OK. Get your aprons on and lets get cooking:

- Buy a bag of long hots. I get mine from Produce Junction in Exton because you get a huge bag for $2.
- Slice open the peppers and remove seeds and the walls. You know...the white part. I forget what they're called. The veins? No. I think it's the walls.
- Add a strip of prosciutto to the peppers then stuff it with cheese. I usually stuff some with mozzeralla and others with cheddar.
- Sprinkle some salt and pepper on top and drizzle some olive oil on top as well.
- Place in pan and cook for about 20 minutes at 350 or until cheese is melted.

Then? ...Enjoy.

*Van Huesen is one of my aliases.

Kate Middleton Ring. Something Royally Weird.

As I wrote on Twitter, I think there's something weird about Prince Andrew giving his mom's ring to the hottie Kate Middleton as an engagement ring because when her hand is down there stroking it, isn't it going to remind him of his mom since it's such an identifiable ring?

Or am I the only one that would think that?

And for the record, this Kate Middleton is way hotter than Princess Di. I never thought Princess Di was hot at all. Maybe a little cute but...

And if I ever meet a royal I'm not bowing down or giving them any royal treatment. What the hell did they ever do to deserve to be treated differently? Huh?

Is Toby Keith Sexy? I Don't Think So. Catchy Song.

You have to admit that this is a catchy song. But do any of you ladies think Toby Keith is hot? He's totally trying to be all hot in this video.

I don't see it.

Ryan Seacrest ISN'T Gay? That Make Me Mad. Julianna Hough.

I really thought American Idol's Ryan Seacrest was gay. And he's not because he's going out with hottie Julianne Hough!

Whaaaa???

I really am surprised. And kind of pissed. Because gay or not he's a total douche.

End of post.

Katherine McPhee Blond Or Brunette? Nice. American Idol.

Here's my celebrity post of the week.

It looks like American Idol's Katherine McPhee has changed her classic brunette locks to blond. And I for one don't like it. Here's her blond hair:




But this is what she looked like as a brunette:



VaVaVaVOOOOM! RUUUFF. RUUUUF!! I'm a sucker for brunettes with big eyes. And I think she's too thin in the first photo.

And that's all I've got to say about that.

Afternoon Delight. Starland Vocal and Ron Burgundy. Anchorman.

Who's up for a little Afternoon Delight ala' Ron Burgundy? Me please.



And to see the original, click here.

I like in the original when they go, "ahh ahh ahhahha ahh ahh ahh ahhahh ahh ahh ahh ahhahahaaaaaaaaa....(pause) Afternoon Delight!" Except when they get to the "Afternoon Delight" part they should have had a little person or something popping out from behind a speaker. And in a deep voice he says, "Afternoon Delight"..then he disappears.

Women That Have Sex Appeal & Women That Don't. Cheryl Hines & More.

Here are some women that people think are beautiful but they do absolutely nothing for me. They have no sex appeal.

Christie Brinkley
Julie Roberts
Jennifer Garner
Courtney Cox

Then there are women that necessarily wouldn't be considered drop dead gorgeous but I think are really sexy. And do you know what it is too? Their personalities. The women above are complete bores and the women below have sparkling personalities. I guess that's it. And they are:

Cheryl Hines (Larry David's wife on Curb Your Enthusiasm)

Hilary Swank


Amanda Bynes

I'm sure I'll think of more so make sure to check the comments section every half hour or so.

So who's on your list?

Beautiful Blogger Gives Shout Out To ME..Dr Zibbs. The Youtube.

Awwww. I really wish I could meet ~E in real life. Maybe I will someday. If you've been reading my blog for a while you know ~E. She's the really smart and cool blogger from the blog E-Deconstructed. Oh yeah and she's super hot too.

And even though I asked her to mention me, it still counts. Yup, I looked at the blog rule book..it does count. So go check out her blog. Thanks ~E.



And by the way, anyone who mentions THAT BLUE YAK or DR ZIBBS in a video post in the next 30 days will get the video posted here..on TBY. Go ahead. Do it. You know you want to.

Olivia Newton John. Midnight Special and Dating.

I kind of forget but I think I may have dated Olivia Newton John.

*reflects*

No. No I didn't. I thought I might have but I just remembered that I didn't.

But look how hot she looks here when she was on The Midnight Special. It's a terrible song and her dancing is pretty bad but boy does she look great.

Hot Blogger Dedicates Nude Pic to Me...Another Hot Blogger.

It's so very touching* when a hot blogger takes a nude picture and dedicates it to me.

I'm challenging more of you to do the same (sorry - no dudes). Come on. Live a little. To view the picture in all it's beauty click the words: Ladybug Graveyard.

*Get it - touching? Touching like you're "touching" someone that's nude. Yeah...you get it.

Bombchell Blogger and Farrah... and Charlie's Angels Theme.

Now here is someone that is just really smokin' hot...I give you Bombchell in Atlanta. Go check out her blog.

Damn girl!

You can also follow her on Twitter: @AtlBombchell

And speaking of good looking, here's the Friday (non Michael Jackson) send off song. With different music. RIP Farrah.

You will be remembered at our dart night as your poster hangs right below the dart board.

Blogger Breaks Down and Sends Photo To Hot Blogger. Dream Fulfilled.

When I'm sitting on my mighty jewel encrusted, red velvet throne and looking through Facebook I rarely chat with people.

Nothing against my Facebook friends, it's just that the arms of the throne are intentionally very large (for intimidation purposes) and there's not a lot of elbow room for typing. I need to get that fixed. I guess regular chairs sometimes aren't good enough for me.

But last night I saw Miss Alex from the blog Fonzie Sox was online and I decided to chat with her. What a delight. And did I mention she's super cool and hot? And she's into most of the same pop culture stuff that I'm into? Yup.

She's been asking for a picture of me for almost a year. She finally broke me down. It was a picture I had on my computer with me and a bunch of chicks I met one night. And in her words, she said I was smoking hot. Did I mention she was drinking?

To hear what she had to say, click here and follow up observations here.

Beauty, Mismatched Couples, Numbers, Ugly People. Sex Techniques.

I love watching people.

And I like to rate people with numbers. Before I meet someone, it's obviously based just on looks. Like when you're walking through the mall or down the boardwalk and you see a couple, you rate them on a scale of one to ten.

Don't lie - you do it too.

But then if someone has a really great, charismatic personality, or they're really funny, really interesting or super sweet (chicks only), they may get a few more points from me. It's my scale and that's how it works.

Usually, couples are pretty close to their partner in number though. It's not that often that I'm thinking, "What the hell is she doing with him? Once in a while but it's not that often.

Then, once in a while you get the four point people difference. It's pretty rare. "Wait a minute!You're a five but she's an nine! What up wit dat brudda?" I find that it's usually money. Rich goofy ass dudes matched with good looking chicks that don't feel like working.

Have you ever met a couple that was more than four points apart?

And on a related subject, do you chicks ever tell your girl friends that they've got to sleep with some dude because he's so great in bed? I like to think that you do. And that it's happened to me. You know - because I'm so great in bed. Seriously. Your head would spin. I'm not making this up.

Except make sure to freshen up.