That Blue Yak assembly line worker Dave Dadd finally speaks out on his potato:
"OK, I'm not trying to be immature but you have to agree, this potato looks just like a butt. I'm thinking about calling the Daily Local News but I might hold out for a really slow news day. Then maybe I'll get a picture of the potato AND me holding the potato in the paper. That's what my friend Sid told me."
"I think I'm ready for the fame, 'Hey everyone look - it's the owner of the potato that looks like a butt right here in Westtown' - that's gonna be sweet. I'll probably be picked to be like grand Marshall in the West Chester Halloween Parade, King of the Chester County Restaurant
Festival.....you'll see...you'll all see."