Tuesday, June 29, 2010

If You Got Money For Plastic Surgery How Would You Spend It? Pecs.



I'm not sure if I'd ever get plastic surgery but who knows? Maybe in 15 years or something if my face gets all saggy and shit I might consider it.

But if someone gave me money now and said I HAD to spend it on some type of plastic surgery I MIGHT get a pec implant. Two of them. This of course is after two seconds of thought I just gave to it. I'm not even sure if they look good or not. I guess since I'm kind of thin I think it would look good on me.

Do straight guys even get pec implants? Or is it maybe even just for dudes that have that weird woman boob condition. Which I DO NOT have.

You see, the problem is, no matter how much I lift I can't get muscly. Not that I'm lifting now, but a few years ago I lifted religiously for about a year and a half. And I was eating tons of protein. If anyone else had done the same workout I swear they'd look like the Incredible Hulk. With me? You could only kind of tell.

I was also doing tons of running and biking at the same time so maybe that's part of it. I don't know.

Anyway....if someone gave you unlimited money for plastic surgery what would you get done?

20 comments:

A and B said...

Breast lift for sure and botox between my eyebrows (I've got a wrinkle there for squinting in the sunlight. haha)

Can you tell I've thought about this?

~A

Dr Zibbs said...

A and B - YOU WIN! You're the first commentor. I will be sending you a check.

And buy the way, nothing wrong with a little wrinkle between the brow.

B.E. Earl said...

I'd spend it on booze and cheap women. Eff that plastic surgery crap!

Dr Zibbs said...

Earl - you are disqualified.

Moooooog35 said...

I fear I may be disqualified as 'penis enlargement' would be the obvious choice.

I'll send you some 'before' photos.

Aunt Becky said...

Calf implants.

And by calf implants, I mean a tummy tuck and a boob job.

The mad woman behind the blog said...

After a significant amount of thought in an effort to sound witty and humorous, I got nothing.

So I'll take the botox between the eyes so I can look as vacant as my head.

Dr Zibbs said...

Calf implants.

CrotchPains said...

Penis reduction surgery. Not cosmetic...medically necessary so insurance pays....

Dr Zibbs said...

Crotch - I've had it done. It's VERY painful but at least I can wear normal pants now.

Tommy Salami said...

I might get my nose fixed, but it's not too crooked after it was broken, so maybe not.

You probably weren't eating enough if you didn't put on muscle. If you were lifting, biking, running... you'd need an enormous amount, as in drink a gallon of whole milk a day plus whatever you eat now, every day, and more on lifting days. There's a reason Rocky drank a dozen eggs.

I dare you to drink raw eggs and blog about it. triple bacon cheeseburger dog dare you.

Girl Interrupted said...

Is there no pain whatsoever as well as unlimited money? If yes, then I guess I'd like slightly fuller lips and maybe a cuter nose ... if no, then forget it, I'll just age disgracefully.

I like that you specified that you'd get TWO pec implants, as opposed to just the one, which would have been a lot more amusing, visually. Also, your vehement denial of 'moobs'.

Son of a Thomas said...

Calf implants. Mine are freakishly small.

And If you want to lift and get bigger, call me.

yogurt said...

Toss up between nose job and tummy tuck. Or make that an eye lift. And botox. Could really use a shot between the eyes.

well read hostess said...

I'm with Aunt Becky. And I've seriously been considering Botox for my forehead to deal with the freaking DIVOT between my eyes from years of scowling at stupid people. It's so deep I can store change in it.

In fact, I think all stupid people should have to send me money to pay for the botox. And maybe also the boobs.

words...words...words... said...

I don't like cosmetic surgery. But in the interest of playing along, I'll say liposuction and a chin implant.

madtexter (corey james) said...

Someday I'm definitely getting a little of the botox, and maybe an eyelift. Gotta stay young and beautiful.

Oh as far as the weight training is concerned...maybe lift less heavy weights than you normally do, and do slower reps. Also, skip a day between workouts, so your body has time to generated new muscle tissue where it was ripped/stretched from your previous workout.

And if you want pecs - pushups, pushups, pushups. I can't stress this enough. And use a set of those pushup bars. They sit on the floor and you grip those like handlebars, and do your pushups on them.

Dominica said...

If I knew it would be completely safe I would go to China and get my legs stretched. I'm 5'4" and would like to be a little taller. Also, if I could change my calves and make them less muscular and definite, the stretching wouldn't even be a precedence.
Or they would have to invent a machine/device people can change into the celebrity they want to look like but in such a way it would fade like those new kind of tattoos that dissapear through the years. You could then choose a totally different type, acoording to who's hot or not. Wouldn't that be awesome. I would go for the Catherine Zeta Jones look, the way she looked when she was more voloptuous. Who would you be Zibbs ? I'd like to know ...oh yeah, the fading would take about 12 months...:-)

Cameron said...

Penis reduction...my back is killing me

Whiskeymarie said...

I'd get webbed toes and a tail. The webbed toes just make sense to me, and the tail? Nothing showy, maybe just a cute little puffy tail like a poodle.