Remember when I told you about the sex talk I got from my Dad? No? Click here to read it.
Well I just remembered the sex talk I got from my wife's family doctor when we went to get our blood tests before we got married.
We had been warned of this ridiculous sex talk from some of my wife's cousins and honestly, I thought they were exaggerating. But they weren't because it was as ridiculous as they said it would be.
Here are two parts that I remember. I just stared at a chart on the wall and tried with everything in me not to laugh as the 80 year old doctor said:
"Now Jim, there might be times when...when you're feeling a bit amorous. And you might come in the house from working on the car and you might feel the desire to just GRAB at your wife. You really shouldn't do that way. It's best to clean yourself up and start things slow. That's the best way."
"And you really should just stay away from anal sex. It's just dirty."
I swear this is true.