I was just telling a coworker a story that happened years ago but I had forgotten.
Our regular receptionist at work was out for a few weeks so they brought a temp in to take her place. She was an older lady. But after about a week I came in back from lunch and as I’m pulling the door open I see a really hot girl sitting at the receptionist desk. Ooh. Who is this fine specimen?
So of course I slowly take off my sunglasses and saunter by the desk. A little extra shake of the ass. I deepen my voice a bit and say, “ How you doing? You’re new here?” (Shut up. That’s all I could think of on short notice. Plus it was hot out.)
“Yeah. Well I’m just filling in. I’m not sure how many days I’ll be here.”
“OK. Well welcome to (the name of my company inserted here). I’m Dr Zibbs.”
“Well nice to meet you Dr Zibbs. I’m Cindy.”
“OK Cindy, well I’ll see you later.”
I then walk down the hall toward my desk. Thinking I’m all smooth. And as I’m walking there’s something in my peripheral vision on my right side. What is that? I reach up and there’s a black rubber oval on the side of my face – below my eye. What the F???
When I took my sunglasses off the rubber piece of my sunglasses that goes against your nose came off of the sunglasses and was stuck on my face. AND IT WAS THERE THE WHOLE TIME!
I pictured this happening later, “Cindy did you see Dr Zibbs walk by here?”
“Dr Zibbs? Who is…Oh Dr Zibbs. The guy with the huge mole on the side of his nose? No I haven't seen him.”