Monday, April 30, 2012

Searches that brought people to my blog

I love Google Analytics. I only look at it once a week but it gives great stats on your blog traffic. Here are some of the stranger internet searches that people did that found my blog:

The fattest person in Downingtown

The Village People bulging crotch

People with penis hotdog forks

retarded dude with long hair

bushy Breznev's eyebrows

sad old people

sasquatch woman (proud to say I'm number ONE in the Google rankings for this important creature)

asian nipple colour

black male chubby chasers in Northeastern Pa

do guy friends rub butts?

        And the TOP searches Ive gotten this year? Here are a few:

Jennifer Aniston Horrible Bosses.

Is Bobby Sherman Gay?

Homies (these are small collectible latino toys)

Retarded People

Jim Zibbs (looks like some people are trying to find me. NOTE: My real last name isn't Zibbs)

Eddie Munster

Semonski Sisters (singing chicks from The Lawrence Welk Show)

So there you go.


Dr Zibbs said...

Man that is an impressive list!

sybil law said...

Shit - I was just googling that masterpiece painting and got here!

TC said...

I bet you didn't know I have a Homies collection...

Scope said...

What?!?! But you really are a doctor, right? Please tell me you're doctor or else, I won't know what to believe on the internets any more.

Dr Zibbs said...

TC - I forget if you told me that or not!

Scope - Yes I am a real doctor.