Tuesday, April 10, 2012

This Is A Way I Torture My Daughter. Deodorant.



This is how I've been torturing my daughter. I'll get out of the shower and put pants on (one leg at a time like you guys) then realize I'm out of deodorant. So I'll stand in her doorway and sloooooowly reach my hand in toward her deodorant.

Daughter: Oh no Dad. Please?

Me: (acting surprises) Oh what? Sorry. I just need to borrow some of your precious deodorant.

*Slowly applies deodorant and makes a face as if it's super refreshing*

Me: Awww yeah that's doing it....Yup.. Wait. Why are you making that face? Like you just smelled eggs or saw something gross. Wait? Do you think I'm gross??

Daughter: No...uh...nothing. That's OK.

Me: OK. Let me just finish up here and I'll be on my way. (does one last swipe) Annnnnd DONE!

Sometimes I'll leave the room and come back....

Me: Sorry. I think I missed a spot...

14 comments:

The Jules said...

Do you have a collection of hairs you could leave on it after use, for that personal touch?

sybil law said...

I was totally gonna ask if you left arm hairs in it. Ewwwww.

Dr Zibbs said...

I love that idea!

Dr Zibbs said...

Sybil - I really need to empty a hairbrush and tape it to that thing.

Smedette said...

I missed the "So I'll stand in her doorway" the first time I read this and wondered WHY IN THE NAME OF ALL THAT IS HOLY IS YOUR DAUGHTER IN THE SAME ROOM WHILE YOU'RE SHOWERING?!?

My bad.

Dr Zibbs said...

smedette - your bad

Scope said...

Yeah, but try that with her ChapStick, and it's yours.

Jill/Twipply Skwood said...

Very clever! Who'd'a thunk?!?

radioactive girl said...

You are hilarious! (even though I'm sure your daughter is not as amused by this as I am)

Dr Zibbs said...

RG - Yeah she doesn't find it funny.

TC said...

I automatically assumed you were leaving behind pit hair!

Have you ever seen this movie: http://youtu.be/hN-ZP0PFK-A

Or have I ever shared this link with you?

http://youtu.be/cylUp7cRU7s

Dr Zibbs said...

tc - hahaha!!! i never saw that one! i've seen others. oh boy.

Candy's daily Dandy said...

OMG...that's literally horrifying.

What till she shares that one with your grandchildren.
And it's bad enough PLEASE dont be leaving hair on it.

You may risk scarring her for life.

Dr Zibbs said...

Candy - the hair thing will happen.