Wednesday, July 25, 2012

West Chester, PA Blogger Reveals List of Qualities in Dream Woman.

Yesterday I showed you the dream woman I'm making. Here are the personality traits and non physical things of my ideal dream woman. Of course one can't expect to have their dream woman to have every single quality on their wish list but you never know.

Smart - No dummies. I can't stand stupid woman. But not a super intellectual type. A career woman but doesn't work crazy hours.

Feminine - But has to also be self reliant. Can't be like, "Someone needs to help me because I'm just a helpless woman."

Sense of humor - Must get my sense of humor. Being funny herself gets bonus points.

Down to Earth and self deprecating - Can laugh at herself.

Sexually Oriented  - (A term that I kind of coined in college). Needs "it" everyday. And doesn't think my romantic gestures are corny. But doesn't outwardly look or seem slutty. The type that would come up to me at a party and whisper something like, "You're getting it later" or "Meet me in that spare bedroom in 5." then walks away.

Loves me for who I am - But also encourages me with things.

Loves to cook - And loves to cook with me.

Thinks most of the same things I think are stupid are stupid too

Not religious

Be my best friend - I want to have fun hanging out with this person. Whether it's just the two of us traveling or just hanging out on the deck and talking and laughing for hours.

Not a bitch -  Doesn't put up with BS but not a bitchy personality. When she comes around and I'm with my guy friends they should be excited and say, "Hey everyone! It's Lady Zibbs!" not "Oh great. Here she comes." And no nagging!

A pleasant personality - A delight to be with. 

Honest and loyal - Only has eyes for me.

A great mom (if she has kids) - And has the same parenting style as me. (But if she doesn't have kids knows that I don't want to have anymore. But fine if she has kids).

Keeps the house clean - But not in an OCD way.

Super stylish 

Well there you go. Am I missing any categories?


Happy Mommy said...

How old are you? I know a girl in your area that (mostly) matches that criteria. (Is "not a bitch" of major importance to you?

P.S. first time visitor, hello!

Suze said...

Now that you've got her in your mind's eye, Zibbsy, it's only a matter of time.

Another post the Suzester loves. Yer all aces, kid.

Dr Zibbs said...

Happy Mommy - I would take you up on the offer but guess what? The description in the post is actually the girl I'm dating. I did it kind of as a tribute. (And she looks like the woman I described in yesterday's post). I hit the jackpot!


Suze - Thanks. (And see my comment above).

Jill/Twipply Skwood said...

Oh congrats on the great match!!! So does she have kids? Because it's fine if she does. :-)

Dr Zibbs said...

Jill - Thanks. And yup.

Annika said...

So you like... met your dream woman?

That's pretty Awesome. Lucky you she furthermore lives in the same country as you do.

CrotchPains said...

You were periosuly close to using the term "soulmate" which would hve killed it for me. This sounds like a transcript of an episode of The Bachelor....but hey, I'm happy for you.

Dr Zibbs said...

Anika - yup

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater said...

that's pretty much right on the money, but i would have the not being a bitch thing to the top of the list. i hate bitches. bitchez ain't shit but, you know the rest.

Dr Zibbs said...

Dr K - Yeah. Bitches are bitches.

Scope said...

Glad you already found her, because I thought you were discribing my wife there, fella.

Dr Zibbs said...

Scope - Um...we've been meaning to tell you.....

Candy's daily Dandy said...

She will appear when you least expect it.

Blind date. That's how I found My Guy and funny thing, i wasn't interested at all. He cleverly got me to go out with him again and it was on that second date that i thought, "this guy has great potential."

Be open to anything.

Dr Zibbs said...

Candy - I guess you didn't read the comments above. I met her.