Friday, August 24, 2012

Guy Fieri. Douche McDouche. Stupid Quotes and Backward Sunglasses.


Can you imagine if you had to interact with Guy Fieri daily? *begins to tie noose* But do you know what? I watch his show all the time. For all the douchy behavior I have to tune in! I have to watch it I tells ya! Even though I'm constantly yelling out, "Oh come on. Shut up!"

How much of his personality do you think is a show and how much do you think is real? I'm guessing that a lot of it is how he really acts. Here are a few of the stupid things he's said:

“This is kind of like hitting the nitrous button on a food career. This is full throttle.”
  
"On like Donkey Kong."

"Dude I've been sticken by chicken!"

"I wanna be the ambassader of chimichanga flavor town!"

And he always has to look right in camera when he says stuff like this. Way to be subtle Guy.

Ive got two words. Ohhhhh BROTHER!

And what's with the backward sunglasses? I'm sure he didn't make it up. Where and when did that originate? And if you're doing a TV show why the hell wouldn't you just put your sunglasses off camera? Stupid.

15 comments:

TC said...

UGH...we CAN'T watch his show EVER because he is like the ultimate in dumb douchery!

Dr Zibbs said...

I think I should come up with some stupid Guy Fieri expressions and try and sell them to him.

B.E. Earl said...

Was hanging out at a bar on Bleecker Street a while back, sipping a beer, looking out the window waiting for a friend. I suddenly see a douche who looks just like Guy Fieri headed down the street. My first thought? "Why would anyone want to look or dress like Guy Fieri?" As he got closer I quickly realized he WAS Guy Fieri. Even douchier-looking in real life. Which is weird, because if you read about his life...he's kinda cool. But that show and that look? Awful.

Dr Zibbs said...

Earl really? Hahaha!

TC said...

He named his dog Rockstar.... Jesus.

Dr Zibbs said...

TC hes so douchey that if he was a movie character you would say "ok a bit cartoony because who is really like that? Am i right?

Indigo Roth said...
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Indigo Roth said...

Hey Dr. Zibbs!

I strayed unwisely past FOOD NETWORK, and encountered this chap while my tummy roared. The awesome food could not. Quite. Shut. Him. Out!

BTW, cuttlefish network t-shirt

Indigo

Suze said...

I always wear my sunglasses backwards on camera.

Dr Zibbs said...

Indigo long live the cuttlefish.

Dr Zibbs said...

Suze - hmm, when youyou put iton that way.......

Indigo Roth said...

Good grief, a Collaborator!

savannah said...

had to stop by, sugar! his show, "diners, drive-ins, and dives," has visited some fun places i'd like to try, but you're right about his "routine!" he can be a bit overbearing! *LOL* xoxox

Dr Zibbs said...

Indigo - Hells yeah!

Savannah - Oooh xoxoxox0

Marlon Erricson said...

Fieri is an amazing person and I really like his show more than other TV shows. His presentation ways are totally different and fun as well. I learn a lot about fun hosting watching Fieri's show. Thanks.
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