Tuesday, August 14, 2012

Ridiculous Shoes Found in King Of Prussia at Nordstrom Rack.



Check out these ridiculous shoes I saw at Nordstom Rack on Saturday in King of Prussia, PA. Of course they were in clearance. 

Even a smooth brother couldn't pull these things off. If I were a brother this would be my reaction if I saw someone wearing these.....

"Ahh ahh AHHHHHH! Tyrone Whaaaaat? *covers mouth and points* My man got some GOOFY ass mothers on! Yes. He. Does. WOOOOO WEEEEEE! Looks like a mother fuckin' bowling shoe did it wid a God damn Bozo shoe and this sis the God damn offspring and sheeeeeeaat! Damn boy AHHH AHHHH!

*Circles shoe wearer and shakes head*

"I am sorry those things are just wrong on all levels. You be lookin' like a fool. Get those ugly ass kicks out of my sight! You're disrespectin' my peepers!"

7 comments:

CrotchPains said...

Nice Zibbs. Was this guy wearing Al Jolson black face and singing "Mammy"too....

Dr Zibbs said...

Crotch - shut up dummy. Can i help it if im able to channel various cultures and their dialects?

Scope said...

Zibbs - I ran into some shoes like that about a year ago. LINK

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater said...

I for one support the love-making of bowling and Bozo shoes.

diane said...

Whatever I was going to say flew out of my head when I read Crotchpains comment.

Candy's daily Dandy said...

@crotchPains..hahahaha!!!

Zibsy, where the hell is King of Prussia? Sound like it should be in another continent.

Dr Zibbs said...

Scope - Ha! Love those.

Dr K - You like shoes of ALL races.

Diane and Candy - Shhh. You're going to give Crotch a big head. (And King of Prussia is right outside of Philly. Oddest name for a town).