I was thinking of this because I was in the Verizon store for a phone issue the other day and when they called my name the good looking lady was chosen to help me. I always see her there but I always get stuck with the dudes. Smelly, hairy faced, non-boobed dudes.
Since she had my phone in her hand and I had nothing to look at I was kind of looking at her. Pretty, dirty blond hair, big eyes, curvy. And she had nice shoes. But the personality seemed kind of dull. No smile. Until she looked up and I was looking at her and I said, "You really look like this girl I used to work with."
And she did look like her. I wasn't even trying to get my flirt on but all of a sudden she got all smiley and did the head tilt and was all, "Really?" Then we just started chit chatting. She was all smiley and giggly. You should of seen it. It was a spectacle I tells ya! She was under the Zibbs spell as they say.* I'm involved with someone now so I just kept it friendly. But the next time I was in she spotted me and waved to me. Looks like someone likes the merchandise. *pretends to drop something then bends over to expose ass then looks back*
Man this makes me sound kind of douchy. But it's true. No! Not that I'm douchy...that she was flirting with me.
I was really just being friendly. Well, maybe a LITTLE flirty but I guess that's my nature. I've never had a problem meeting women. I guess it's because I'm outgoing and I do strike up conversations with the ladies. I kind of feel bad for people that can't meet anyone. I really think a lot of it is that people don't know how to be friendly and smiley. And flirty. And be nice for God's sake. And don't be creepy.
And give compliments. But not fake ones.Oh, and don't talk about yourself the whole time you lummox!
Alright. I'm rambling now. Maybe I'll write a post on "How to Pick Up Woman." I was honestly thinking of writing an Ebook on the subject. But not a cheeseball one. It would be for normal dudes. Maybe someday.
*"They" as in "me." I just made that up.