Wednesday, January 2, 2013

Gloria Huddle Considered For Talent Show Lead. Operator.

[A mid sized insurance company is planning a talent show. They'll be competing against another division at their company picnic. They're giving themselves months to rehearse since they've never won]

Bill: OK so we have all of the parts but we still need someone that can really sing. We need a star.

Tammy: There's nobody else. Why don't we just cancel?

Mike: We CAN'T cancel! I know...What about Gloria?

Bill: Gloria? She barely says a word!

Tammy: NO! Mike is right! Didn't she used to be a singer? I heard she was on TV years ago.

Mike: Yeah. Google her name. Or look on Youtube. Lets see if she's good.

And then they crowded around a computer and saw this.......


14 comments:

Dr Zibbs said...

Now THAT is talent.

BamaTrav said...

I think she was at the gloryhole.

Dr Zibbs said...

Bama i knew you'd like her.

Chemgeek said...

The production value is superb. Multiple camera angles, split screen, cool transitions. and that plant in the background put them over the top. That's a tutorial on how to showcase talent.

Dr Zibbs said...

Chemgeek you sir are a star maker!

Just Keepin It Real, Folks! said...

Oh Yea Gloria is a ringer. Love how her eyes roll back.

Dr Zibbs said...

Total rocker.

CrotchPains said...

I think she's having multiple orgasms toward the end....dreadful

Chris said...

She could do a duet with Shatner!

Dr Zibbs said...

Chris - a match made in heaven.

Kenneth Noisewater said...

She has an approach to singing similar to William Shatner. I can dig it. Praise Jesus!!

Dr Zibbs said...

Kenneth indeed!

TC said...

Don't you think they would have a better chance with Lucille Cataldo the accountant in the end though?

Dr Zibbs said...

Etc haha!!!