Thursday, March 13, 2008

Holy Crap! Look At That Tree That Fell On That House In West Whiteland


What do these three things have in common?

1. A woman named Olga calling you at 1:00 in the morning.

2. Being attacked by chickens.

3. Having a pine tree fall on your house.

These three things are rare occurrences. I've experienced the first two, but not the third. I can't say the same for the West Whiteland resident that heard this tree hitting their house during the storm a few days ago.
One can only image a woman snuggly under the covers. Night cap in place? Check. Cold cream on face? Check. Danielle Steel novel within reach on night stand? Check. ........SMASSHHHHH...."AHHHHH!!!!"
If anyone by any slim chance has a video of the facial expression of the owner when the tree hit, I will pay $100 for it. Please put it on Craigslist with the title "Cold Cream Covered Face Horror Scene Video".
Thank you.

3 comments:

Andrew Carnegie said...

have you ever experienced having the neighborhood flood because you've stopped up the storm drain with your poorly engineered attempt at shoring up the banks of the creek that runs through through your yard?

i saw that happen somewhere once.

being attacked by chickens is pretty cool.

Andrew Carnegie said...

and i did mean to say "through through" in my comment. so there.

Dr Zibbs said...

That flood is a direct result of the chemicals that THAT BLUE YAK dumps in our creek. As it turns out, beavers are oddly attracted to the stink and were showing up in hoards for a while and building dams. We won't have that problem again because we shot them all.