Saturday, May 23, 2009

Drive-In Hot Dog Commercial is Soooo Over Doing It. Creepy Dude.

Check out this drive-In theater hot dog commercial trying to get you to buy a crappy drive-in hot dog. Then, read my thoughts on the commercial.



- Hot dogs are fine on a picnic but "at their best" at the drive-in? Don't make me laugh narrator. Don't make me laugh.

- You cook the hot dog until it's "just right"? You mean until it's "done"? How gourmet of you.

- Mustard, ketchup and relish are seasonings? Wait. Hit the breaks here..You're kidding right?

- Who is that creepy looking Dad in the car narrator? Is it you? It is you isn't it? Did you just come from work? Why are you wearing those clothes to a drive-in? And it looks like you started to yell it that kid in the front seat the second the director said cut! Didn't you? Telling him that he better be appreciating his drive-in hot dog. Yeah you did!

Man you are a DICK! Now go get me a hot dog.

8 comments:

Peggy said...

I actually liked the cigarette commercial that was underneath the creepy hot dog ad. Get the item that "adds to your personal comfort"...and the woman smoking them...hahaha...you must watch this one!

I prefer ball park franks...if ya know what I mean.

ps - I don't even know what that meant. I am terribly bored.

SkylersDad said...

Oh yeah, dad was just about to let loose with a "don't you even think about spilling 'seasonings' on my fake leather seats"!

Samsmama said...

Those things looked nasty! And, about "dad". I'm thinking more like "stranger danger" and that child needs help. I think he was lured away from his parents with the promise of a movie and a dog. It's about to go horribly wrong.

The Jules said...

A frank?

Is that american for snorker?

Hmm . . . snorkers . . .

Phil Bennett said...

Yeah..."Dad" looks like that serial killer BTK. How creepy is that?

Dr Zibbs said...

SkylersDad - once again, your comment made me laugh out loud.

blissfully caffeinated said...

I hate it when hot dogs are referred to as "franks." If my name was Frank I would be really offended.

Prunella Jones said...

Who made this commercial, Sigmund Freud?