Sunday, April 25, 2010

Jimmy Schwatzman. Stairway To Stardom. Cabaret.

"STU! COME IN HERE! JIMMY SCHWATZMAN IS ON STAIRWAY TO STARDOM!" (was probably screamed by someone when Jimmy Schwatzman sung Cabaret on Stairway to Stardom back in the day.

But where is he now? I bet some people like Jimmy Schwatzman hate the Internet because something he did years ago, that's so embarrassing is all over the Internet.

I bet when he takes a job he only lasts a few months because someone discovers this video and he has to quit. Out of shame.

Probably.

21 comments:

Dr Zibbs said...

I'd pay to see video of when he practiced in his basement and his various performance tweeking.

Dr Zibbs said...

..and you know his whole family was like, "Jimmy's got some pipes on him. He's gonna go far. You'll see"

I wonder when he gave up on this dream? And I bet he blamed "A-holes in the business"

JenJen said...

he wouldn't last a nanosecond with Simon Cowell (that Brit from American Idol).
And? Especially glad they zoomed in on his pearly whites.

Dr Zibbs said...

JenJen - I'm glad you clarified that you were talking about the Simon Cowell from American Idol because there are so many Simon Cowell's that the comment wouldn't have made sense.

Anything Fits a Naked Man said...

Oh, poor Jimmy! I feel so bad for him! That's just pathetic!!

CrotchPains said...

I have this sudden urge to go nowhere near the cabaret...ever.

Alice said...

Put down the knitting and book? WTF...YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME, JIMMY SCHWATZMAN!!!

Dr Zibbs said...

Alice - Jimmy S rules your life.

Alice said...

Hes such a tiger in the sack, I can't deny him anything...even cabaret.

Dr Zibbs said...

Alice - I know. Jimmy will do that to you. I mean.... just look at him. Seriously, take a minute to just stare at his glory.

JenJen said...

dick.

Gage said...

I bet Jimmy's dreams still simmer somewhere...you KNOW he's THAT guy who still breaks into song when he's had a bit too much to drink.

Dr Zibbs said...

Gage - You're right. How do you kill Jimmy's dream? It's impossible.

Girl Interrupted said...

Well, frankly I'm a little bit stunned and can't think of any amusing quips.

Luckily, the wv is "gonad" which I feel sums the whole Jimmy Schwatzman experience up rather nicely.

Ps: :) Hey Dr Z x

Dr Zibbs said...

Girl I - Great to hear from you. Glad you're back!

Heff said...

I'm sure that song has skyrocketed THOUSANDS to fame and fortune.

Kristen said...

I heard a rumor that Jimmy S. got those pearly whites fixed and is now making dreams come true twice nightly in Vegas. Or maybe it was Branson.

Kate said...

Oy. After that performance, I almost hope Jimmy has gone into comedy. I bet his ol' chum the piano player has a more promising music career than Jimmy. Oh Jimmy... I hope you're laughing, too, ol' chum. Now I'm off to the cabaret.

Dr Zibbs said...

Kate - I'll meet you there. After I get a hold of Jimmy.

Tasha said...

OMG. I think I love you. Your humor is so like mine. Hysterical.

Dr Zibbs said...

Tasha - I love you too.