Tuesday, August 30, 2011

Thoughts on A Few Flamers Like Carson Kressley And Paul Lynde.


I'm sickened that Carson Kressley is going to be on Dancing With A Star. Sickened.

And does that make ME gay? That I care about who is on Dancing With A Star? Probably not. Because look...I think it's called Dancing With "A" Star. "Star" being singular. Which means I probably don't watch the show. Which means...I'm probably straight.

Anyways, back to Carson Kressley. I just can't stand that dude. He's totally full of himself. Just rubs me the wrong way. And no...not because he's a total fem. But on the subject of fems I can't stand do you know who else I despise? Cojo! I hate that dude! He thinks he's hysterical. I hate him! Here he is:


OK. You're probably thinking I'm a homophobe. I will now prove that I'm not. Because here's a flamer I love. I give you...Richard Simmons. But Richard. Please. Can you get a new pair of shorts? It's been 25 years.


Another gay I also love Paul Lynde. Who are YOUR favorite gay people?

16 comments:

TC said...

I love Paul Lynde too but I LOVE Charles Nelson Reilly!!!!

Dr Zibbs said...

TC - ME TOO!!! I should have added him!

TC said...

You should and still can!!

TC said...

oh and looking at that Cojo photo just makes me want to slap the silly out of him for about 5 hours straight, kidney problems or not.

Dr Zibbs said...

TC - whenever Cojo comes on the air I can't help myself. I just yell out, "Oh No!"

Dr Zibbs said...

And TC - here's a post I wrote about my hatred for Cojo: http://bit.ly/osF89j

sybil law said...

Dr. Zibbs!
;)

Dr Zibbs said...

Sybil - is that a gay wink or a straight wink?

Dr Zibbs said...

And TC I forgot to add that I can imitate Charles Nelson Reilly. I wish there was a voice thingy on my blog so I could prove it.

And I can kinda do a Paul Lynde imitation but it's not that good.

TC said...

Bahaha...I like how someone calls you a freaking psycho on that previous Cojo post. And COJO? Steven Cojocaru don't give yourself a loser hollywood nickname. OH crap...he's Canadian. Sorry.

Scope said...

I saw the cast of the show, and didn't know who half of them were.

Dominica said...

I can't stand Perez Hilton... the face, the expressions ! Yuk ! I do 'heart' George Michael and Boy George !! Especially Boy is fabulous. You should follow him on Twitter !

Dr Zibbs said...

TC - Haha.

Scope - Nobodies that's who.

Dominica - Yeah I hate that idiot too!

KendallJaye said...

Rock Hudson.
Love.

Anonymous said...

Paul Lynde will always be my all-time favorite comedian. I loved him as a young boy while watching him play Uncle Arthur on Bewitched, and I still love him as en elderly gent today. His witty one-liners that often hedged around what he was actually joking about, as well as his unique candor that no one else can duplicate, made you think, and then, wham, it hit you, and you'd be rolling on the floor as he moved on to the next one. He truly did earn that middle square on the Hollywood Squares. RIP Paul Lynde.

Anonymous said...

I'm gay, and I totally defend you and your annoyance of Carson Kressley. He really gets on my nerves!!!