Wednesday, August 31, 2011

West Chester Man Tells All Who Will Listen What He Ate Today So Far.



I really should be like 280 pounds*. I don't know why I'm not because I eat so much junk.

I think I have the metabolism of a hummingbird. Here's what I've consumed today (by 12:30):

Tastykake Krimets (breakfast)
2 tic tacs
Large sticky bun (someone brought to work)
Cheesesteak with extra cheese
Snickers ice cream bar (large)
9 glasses of water (not all at one time)

I was thinking about writing down what I consume for a week then reconsidered. Mostly because I might see the amount of booze I drink and be all, "Huh??" But maybe not since I only drink about three or four days out of the week lately.

Maybe I'm not a fatty because I exercise a lot. And I also don't eat huge portions. Like some of you guys. Like those dudes that can eat two cheesesteaks? I could never do that. Maybe I have a small stomach. And I do skip meals sometimes because I'm not hungry.

Oh. And I rarely eat anything after dinner. Like some of you that sit on your couch and devour and whole bag of chips or eat ice cream from the carton. Hmmm. Maybe YOU'RE the one with the problem?

*I'm 6'2" and about 195. Actually I'm 6'2" and 3/4 but I don't want to lie and say I'm 6'3" and I don't want to always say "and 3/4" because it sounds like I kid who says, "I'm 4 and a HALF"

14 comments:

TC said...

WHAT exactly is that you ate for breakfast?

Rachelle said...

LMAO! And the decidedly unpretty food pictures continue...

So... a plate of glazed brains and an overflowing garbage bag sandwich?

Tee hee - sorry, Doc.

CrotchPains said...

Your cholesterol number must have a comma in it.....

Dr Zibbs said...

Rachelle - HA! The pics aren't THAT bad are they?

Henny Youngman - when did you take over Crotchpain's account??

Dr Zibbs said...

Oh and TC a krimpet is a cupcake make by a company called Tastykake. They only sell them on the East coast down here.

Dr Zibbs said...

Additional things eaten today since post was written: Approx 30 salted almonds and 4 glasses of water.

Dr Zibbs said...

And for dinner I just had: mashed potatoes, applesauce and pork loin.

That conludes my calorie intake for the day.

Dominica said...

the fact you eat like 5 times a day - small portions - is pretty good. Keeps your metabolism working and of course having those great Zibbs genes will help a little too.
Maybe you should start and tag along and let followers post pictures on what they ate during 1 day !

diane said...

That's a lot of water dude. seriously.
Your new hobby must be peeing.

Dominica said...

@diane haha #hobby

sybil law said...

Looks like a couple of good meals to me!!
I don't know why I'm not a heifer, either. Not complaining, though!
Only, I am 5'3 and 3 quarters (which I PROUDLY proclaim) and about 105lbs.
Now I'm dying for some almonds. Thanks, Zibbs.

Dr Zibbs said...

Diane - hobby. And I love water. I don't think it's too much. Maybe I'm wrong.

Andrea Kiliany Thatcher said...

I just ate chips on my couch and now somehow feel worse about myself than someone who ate tastycakes, sticky bun and a cheesesteak all in one day.

#unfair

Dr Zibbs said...

Andrea it could have been worse. You could have been eating bonbons