Wednesday, November 28, 2012

On The Subject Of Celebrities With Large Nostrils. Hairy Pitted Sophia Loren.

Phew. Showing a picture of myself in my last post took a lot out of me. Now back to the usual stuff. In this post I will now tell you about the facial feature that I'm obsessed with in a way. Large nostrils.

Not obsessed in a good way though. They always bothered me. Like if I would see someone that looked cute I might think, "Yeah she's cute but she's got large nostrils." Or "Barrels" as this dude in high school used to call them.

Here are some examples of some prominent nostrils. I like to call them "Strulls" once and a while...

OK. Rachael Welch. Super hot but huge, cavernous strulls. But man look at how she fills out that bikini.

Here's one for the ladies. Ryan Gosling. Not huge strulls but they always seem to be flared. But a really good actor in my opinion.

Dionne Warwick. Let me just put it this way: if she breaths in you better hold onto the closest thing available because you will get sucked in. After you hold onto that street sign...body waving in the wind...being sucked into the Warwick vortex.

And finally...Sophia Loren. Not a great shot of the strulls but I can't take my eyes off of those pits. Good God woman!

Anyone else I'm missing?

19 comments:

Dr Zibbs said...

..and of course Patrick Ewing.

B.E. Earl said...

I don't even notice a nose, much less nostrils in that first picture of Raquel Welch. And I've been looking at it for a few minutes now.

Dr Zibbs said...

Earl - Ha!

Suze said...

I can't think of anyone. But the Dionne bit made me laugh.

Dr Zibbs said...

Suze - keep your eyes open. They're all around you.

Heff said...

I can't see Rachael's nostrils for her INCREDIBLE CHEST-HAMS , and you could shove a couple of BEER CANS up Dionne's cannon barrels !!

Holy SHIT ! I CAN still make titty & beer jokes !

Chris said...

I'm trying to picture a celebrity with a nose that is jacked up as much as Steve Buscemi's teeth are. Drawing a blank.

Dr Zibbs said...

Heff -thats chest hams!

Chris - sleep on it.

Happy Mommy said...

Uma Thurman. One of my ex-boyfriends used to talk endlessly about how you could live in her nostrils.

Dr Zibbs said...

Happy momma - nice.

Scope said...

Sorry, my browser got stuck at the first picture.

Dr Zibbs said...

The strulls probably sucked out your bandwith.

diane said...

Sophia Loren's armpits, can't believe you noticed that. I had to put on my glasses to be sure it wasn't bad lighting or something. Even then, it was like, um ok, a little hair, but hey, she's Italian. Maybe Sophia Loren and Raquel Welch should do a spa day.
That is a truly bad picture of Dionne Warwick, haha.

Dr Zibbs said...

Diane -is i cant take the hairy pit thing. Years ago a friend of mine was dating a hairy pitted german girl and it was gross.

diane said...

I can see your point if the hair is long and *gag* wet. ewwwww. I think it's better to shave and pluck everything except some eyelashes, eyebrow hair, and the hair on your head. Hair anywhere else - it's gotta go. And this means you guys with an exceptional amount of ass hair too, I'm talking to you.

Dr Zibbs said...

Diane i agree with the hair. Women shoulld have almost none. And hairy dudes? I dont know how women take it. As for my butt? Naturally hairless and smooth like a babys behind.

Dr Zibbs said...

..... tmi

diane said...

hahahahaha

Dr Zibbs said...

Awww yeah.