Monday, November 12, 2012

Some Movie Notes. Pissed Off Brother. Ezra Miller. Labia M.

Did anyone sign up for MoviePass? I did. $29.00 a month and you can see unlimited movies at the theater. And I bring my daughter to the movies twice a month so I was spending $39.80 a month anyway so now I got this working for me.

Here are a few notes:

Cloud Atlas - (Tom Hanks movie) Total piece of crap! I hated it.

Sinister (Horror movie with Ethan Hawke) I liked it. Total creepfest. Kind of a horror/thriller really.

Argo - Loved it. And they captured the 70's perfectly. Although don't read what was not true in real life until AFTER you see it.

Flight - Boooooorring. It's really a story about alcoholism. And the crash scene isn't even that good. And you can totally tell they used a smaller plane for the special effects. (NUDITY NOTE: They show full frontal of a hottie including her patch AND lips*. Which I can't remember seeing in an R movie. They showed full frontal in The Master but total hair pie city.)

The Perks of Being A Wallflower - I LOVED this movie! It's the story of a bunch of outcasts in high school in 1991. I love high school movies when they portray high school kids realistically. I think Ezra Miller is going to be a stah! And the delicious Emma Watson can be seen dressed and dancing in the Rocky Horror Susan Sarandon role. Oh yes.

Resident Evil - I didn't really pay for this one I just kind of accidentally walked in. And there were only three people in the theater. It's a science fiction movie based on a video game. And throughout the movie they would do things like, "Securing sector five" then the screen would look like a video game. About 20 minutes in this black dude got up, walked up to the front, looked at the screen and said (to the screen), "Video game BULLSHIT!!" Then walked out.

Skyfall (Bond Movie) - Pretty good but Daniel Craig is more of an action hero and less of a Bond. I'm a Sean Connery man. Clever remarks and he picks up more babes. On an added note I did have to tell some dude to shut off his phone because he was texting. He was thinking of saying something back to me but then couldn't think of anything to say. If he had taken it out again I was going to snatch it out of his hand and say, "You'll get THIS back when the movie is over." Well that was the plan.

*Labia Majora

17 comments:

Dr Zibbs said...

And I can't wait to see Lincoln.

Dr Zibbs said...

...he was a president.

The Jules said...

Does he do full frontal?

Dr Zibbs said...

The jules - nope. Just her.

B.E. Earl said...

That's a great deal if you go to the theater a lot. I rarely go anymore because my woman is more of a "wait until it hits cable" kinda gal. But I do want to see Skyfall in the theater. And now Flight a little bit. ;)

Dr Zibbs said...

Earl i love sitting in a theater and seeing movies on the huge screen. And i always tit a third of the way back.

B.E. Earl said...

I always tit all the way. Wait, are we talking about two different things?

Dr Zibbs said...

Earl haha. Whoops. Yeah same thing.

Dr Zibbs said...

.... i think i need glasses when writing/reading on my phone.

Just Keepin It Real, Folks! said...

You are definitely the new Siskel and Ebert!!!

Dr Zibbs said...

Jkirf thats what they call me.

diane said...

Good to know about Cloud Atlas, you're the second person I heard say that.
Was there a little string attached to the plane in Flight?
Let me know what you think of Samsara when you see it.
I agree about Daniel Craig, but he was in one of the best chase scenes ever in the beginning of some other Bond movie that I can't remember the name of because I'm too old to have a fully functioning brain apparently.

Dr Zibbs said...

Diane no it was just small. And i know the chase scene youre talking about but forget which one it was.

diane said...

Well if you can't remember it, I'll just have to Google it then. Hold on a minute..........Casino Royale, duh, can't believe I couldn't remember that. Whatevs.
There's a clip of it on Youtube, awesome.

Dr Zibbs said...

Diane thats it.

BamaTrav said...

I didn't get cloud atlas and Skyfall was good. I did see Saving Ryan's Privates which was good. Starred Candy Samples and Seka.

Dr Zibbs said...

Bama - yeah they were good. (And how old is Seka now?)