Pear Body Shape - Let's Get Learnin'
While compiling my extensive research for a blog post about pear shaped people that I was originally going to call, "Hey everyone, that lady over there is shaped like a giant pear", I didn't think I was going to learn anything.
I was going to discuss the scene when you spot a pear shaped mother and daughter together at the Exton Mall and they're both pear shaped.
I love to run up to these rascals and playfully circle them while saying, "One pear - two pear - one pear - two pear. . They have a name for your type you know- it's called a PEAR. Look at you, you're gonna look just like your mom when you grow up - thin at the top but ssssslllllloped down here." (And when I say the word sloped, I use a slide whistle to make a ssssllllopoing sound. The gathering crowd always claps at that part)
I love doing that. And I'm glad that the laws of Pennsylvania allow me to do that.
So what did I learn? I learned that you can buy the "Obesity Model 360" (pictured above). With this model, I will have an actual prop, a teaching tool if you will, that I can use to teach others about the Pear people. All I need to do is find a carrying case so I don't look like a weirdo walking around with that thing. To learn where you can buy the Obesity Model 360 - click here.
13 comments:
WTF.
Seriously. There's no other comment needed. Just wtf. You're so bizarre.
Incidentally, I'm pretty sure you're my new favorite blogger.
Falwless, even though you are one of hundreds of thousands that call That Blue Yak their favorite, you are special in your own unique one eyed cigarette smoking way.
This post was my introduction to the strange world of Dr Zibbs, and I found myself laughing out loud--which I never do at 7:00 AM. You are on my blogroll, sir.
Very few blog posts make me laugh out loud. This one did, big time. I like to acknowledge it when it happens. Awesome.
Initially I was insulted as I'm a pear. And then I remembered that I bought bigger boobs to even it all out.
I prefer to call those people "Grimace-shaped" because siting the purple McDonald's mascot is a nice callback to the very food that made them that way.
` Dude, I love you! Please come after me with a slide whistle next! I don't know if I'm pear shaped... I'm actually more of a supermodel shape, to tell you the truth.
Hey ya'll check out shoporchards.com they have taken the 4 body types Pear, Apple, Rectangle & Hour Glass changed them all into fruit and it is an online store where you shop by body type! The clothes are cute and affordable. Their is even a video to help people figure out their body type. I think the biggest thing I learned was you are what you are whether you are a size 2 or 22. Losing wieght will not change your body TYPE!
hourglass, Thank God I am one
Ohhh!!! I feel shame for every person that have pear shape. I think they need to have too much exercises and take care of their selves.
The pear is useful in weight loss diets, including food, fiber maintains its fullness and cleanses the body, also have many vitamin and potassium. SO the pear is one of the fruits with more properties and is very easy to find it. Just go at supermarket and you will have varieties to shoose from.
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Seriously you are the reason people kill themselves. I know for a fact that I am not fat because I am five nine and a half and weigh 120 pounds, but I am pear shaped. So chew that fat! And no I have a very big ego (even bigger than my 36 inch hips) so no matter what you in your complete idiocy may say I refuse to believe that I am gross looking! My measurements happen to be 32-24-36 so yep pear, but fat, out of shape, no way man, no way. Oh, and by the way good luck with the attitude man because women, though of course looks count, want men with hearts and minds and not heartless imbeciles like you ;)
You made some good points there. I did a search on the topic and found most people will agree with your blog.
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