I've got a quick confession. In 11th grade* the "joke" in gym class was to hide shoes so when the bell when off you'd be late for class.
So when somebody did it to me I got pissed.
So the next gym day, I broke into the locker of the dude that did it and rubber fiber glass insulation that I got from my attic in the crotch region of his pants. So we're standing in line for the bell to ring and I see him itching his pants. Then itching a bit more. Face getting all nervous. Then he ran over to his locker.
The bell rings.
I see him later in the hall and he was wearing gym shorts.
Lesson: Don't fuck with me because I will get **revengey on your ass.
*Sorry if I posted this before. I was too lazy to look it up.
** I hereby claim the word "revengey".