Saturday, September 11, 2010

How To Make Me - Dr Zibbs - A Drink. Scotch And Bourbon.



In case you ever want to prepare a scotch or bourbon for me, here are the steps to take:

- Using ice (never use ice from an ice maker unless it's store bought ice) crack the ice by placing it in the palm of your hand and crack it with a tablespoon.

- Place the ice into a crystal old fashioned glass. A highball is acceptable.

- The ice will be heaped over the top of the glass. The different size cracked ice will ensure that the ice melts at the perfect "melting speed."

- Pour the scotch or bourbon almost to the top of the glass.

- Add a splash of water. Use only spring water or water that has been filtered.

- If the liquor is mid-grade, like Jack Daniels, add a bit more water.

- Never serve me lower level (peasant stock) liquor.
Stir.

- Hand it to me.

- Sit on chair and watch me drink it.

15 comments:

Tony Alva said...

I use the same process, but I don't don't drink bourbon, strictly scotch. Bourbon's for University of Georgia football fan gomers.

DtownCobra said...

What the . . . Time out. Dr. Z when did you start letting Dr. Z, Sr. start guest blogging? I may have to put on my gorilla suit.

Dr Zibbs said...

Hahaha. Dtown Cobra. Hello my friend.

The mad woman behind the blog said...

Wait, when do I don the bunny suit? Wash my hands? And are my legs crossed at the knees when I sit or just demurely at the ankles?

Come on, I need direction!

Dr Zibbs said...

The Mad Woman - at the beginning, at the beginning and demurely at the ankles while I amuse you with interesting tales of my worldly travels.

B.E. Earl said...

I like to drink my whiskey in a coffee mug. That way I don't get odd looks from folks at 10AM.

Anonymous said...

I don't mess around with ice and glassware. I drink outside the liquor store straight from the paper bag...

sybil law said...

So glad to know I don't have to serve you naked, as I planned.

Jessica said...

Is this before or after your harem dresses you in silk pajamas and smoking jacket?

Dr Zibbs said...

Sybil Law - That's a given.

Gwen said...

These rules make perfectly good sense except that, in my reality, you would be serving me. Don't forget the bunny suit.

Dr Zibbs said...

Gwennnnnnie!

OK and I may even wear a bunny suit. I wore one three years ago on Easter at an Easter Egg hunt.

Son of a Thomas said...

Drunking is bad.

Scope said...

Just glad you stopped using ice from the heart of a glacier. While it is clear, and doesn't melt very fast, making it excellent in drinks, it is good to see you suffering, for the planet.

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