Thursday, September 9, 2010

Ryan Seacrest Yearbook. Annoying Nerdy Goody-Goody Type.



What the? That picture above is Ryan Seacrest. I'm not sure how old he is there but it's him.

I really hate that dude. Is there a name for his type? I've encountered them my whole life. He's not a full fledged nerd. Or a douchebag. Here are the characteristics:

- Not off the charts good looking but attractive.
- Total goody-goody.
- Thinks he's funny but really isn't.
- Overly confident.

I swear I've met people like him and they always rub me the wrong way. There has to be a name for this type of person. Is there? If not I think one needs to be made up.

14 comments:

Scope said...

Like "John Stamosi"?

B.E. Earl said...

The term is "closeted gay". Just come out already, little man. And by little man, I mean Seacrest...he's tiny.

madtexter (corey james) said...

I believe the term for him would be 'squirrel-y'. Someone who is pesky, annoying, flippant, yet still has the ability to snake his way through life, but only because someone hasn't stomped him yet, and put him in check. Someone who is short in stature is usually the type who can get away with this. I know one of these types of folks in real life, and sometimes I just want to slap him, he is SO overbearing, trying to compensate for his height.

Chemgeek said...

Bob Saget

sybil law said...

I just call them cheesedicks or douchenozzles.
Works for me.

Dr Zibbs said...

Chemgeek - Haha!

Son of a Thomas said...

Aren't they called "Dweebs". That's what I call em.

The mad woman behind the blog said...

Wow, don't feel strongly about this guy, do ya?

No, I have no funny names for him but I do love how Joel McHale mocks him.

Jessica said...

I think d-bag does an appropriate job here.

Dr Zibbs said...

Son of a T - I think dweeb just may be it! I forgot about that word.

Johnson said...

Cockpounder.

And this is not a gay thing. It's simply that the sensation when watching/listening to/acknowledging the existence of these people is akin to being repeatedly jabbed in the crotch.

Usage: "Sullivan invited us to a party on his boat this weekend." "Man, that guy is a total cockpounder."

Dominica said...

This has to be my 'Bart Vermeersch', a former colleague at my previous job ; always 'thinks' he knows best, jealous in this sense that he's greedy and he wants to pick on anything you spend money on. Little bit (too) fat (especially on the tummy) and has a wife that' very very bossy.
Good at his job and if there's anything in it for him, he'll easily stab you in the back.
'a wolf in sheepclothes' I call him ..

well read hostess said...

He's John Stamosi all the way to the bank, though. Dude produces every p.o.s. moneymaking show on TV these days. Everything this guy touches turns to gold.

Bombchell said...

smh