If you think about it, it's pretty strange that when you go to a restaurant and they give you a water or a soda that they also give you a straw. You don't use a straw at home but when they put them in front of you most people open them and use them.
Not me though. Maybe because when I was 18 I was drinking out of one and my brother-in-law said, "You look pretty gay drinking out of that straw." Then he imitated me. And if you think about it, most dudes look pretty fem drinking out of straws. I never saw Clint Eastwood drinking from a straw. It's OK for you ladies but if you're a dude? I suggest you just get whatever's in that glass the old fashioned way.
Of course the exception is a Slurpee. And sometimes a milkshake.
And why aren't crazy straws as popular as they used to be?
Oh, and those cocktail straws? I don't think they were ever meant for a person to sip out of. Right? They're more for stirring.
And why do a feel like this stupid post is something that Andy Rooney would write?