Saturday, September 24, 2011

West Chester Dancer Confesses Dance Thing Concerning Lawrence Welk

Um. OK. I've got something to tell everyone.

If you're a reader of my blog you know that I love to dance. And I talk about my skills. Or "Skilz" as many negro wannbees call it.

But sometimes you see a man like Billy Burgess and you...and you basically feel like a fool. Because you wonder if you can ever get to this higher dance level that this Lawrence Welk dancer has gotten to.

Basically he's light years away from me in technique and soul. And soul CAN'T be taught. I'm told. I thought I had it but I think now I may not have it. Whatever IT may be.

This should explain what I'm talking about:

17 comments:

Dr Zibbs said...

God he's just good!!

Dominica said...

shame about their shirts ending up in the document shredder but have to admit, he's got the moves !

Eccentric Owl said...

Should adopt the stagename R. Soul

Scope said...

I bet he wanted to kickeit up to 11 and spanked his partner's ass while doing the pony. She looks like the type to enjoy that kind of thing. But those damn censors wouldn't let him.

Up tight squares always buzzkilling the arts, Daddy-O!

Dr Zibbs said...

R Soul. Hmmm. I like the ring of that.

CrotchPains said...

I bet her bush looks like the Geico caveman. Not sure why that occured to me....

Dr Zibbs said...

Crotchpains - class. PURE class.

And surprised you didn't comment when I mentioned you a few posts back (on the Sesame Street video)

sybil law said...

That seriously looks like a SNL skit!

Dr Zibbs said...

sybil - I KNOW! I've watched it at least 30 times this weekend. My favorite part is when they first start the dancing after they're finished talking.

Dr Zibbs said...

....Oh yeah. Look at the flashing lights in the backround to give the impression that, "Things are getting CRAAAAAZY in here!!"

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater said...

The vid didn't play. I'll look this dancing fool up . . .

TrinaLikesWine said...

I can't watch anymore! It's just that good! Where's my mop shirt???? GOTTA PRACTICE MAN!!!

Dr Zibbs said...

Dr Kenneth - I just tried it and it worked.

Trina - Yes you can. Come on. Let's dance!!

TC said...

I love it. But you know I love this one best of all!!

http://youtu.be/2tFsTvY1Aqw

Dr Zibbs said...

TC - HAHA. I wondering where you were. And U KNEW that was going to be the link. I love the first part of that clip!

TC said...

Oh I KNEW! Can't you just picture Will Ferrell recreating this perfectly? I can. In fact I can pretty much turn that guy into Will Ferrell from the moment he starts to speak!!

Now, I'm gonna go put this on my facebook.

Dr Zibbs said...

TC - awwww yeah.