Yeah so I'm at work and I asked one of my female coworkers if they had a mirror because I had this tiny area of dry skin on my face earlier and wanted to see if it was still there. She hands me a one of those compacts and says, "You can keep it."
And I put it in my desk drawer. So then the other day I had an everything bagel and I take out the compact and look in it to see if I had any poppy seed (the A-hole of all seeds) in my teeth and just then this chick walks by and looked over at me.
And with the look she gave me I'm like, "Oh no! She thinks I was powerdering my nose because I was using a compact!"
I'm sure she went and told everyone that I wear makeup. Fuckin' bitch!
I was going to track her down and tell her but then thought it would be weird if I brought the subject up, "Listen. Just so you know - I...I DON'T wear makeup. I'm a dude. Not a chick. So uh....are we clear with that?"
Maybe I should just drop it. Well..I guess I COULD have her killed..Naaa. I'll just drop it.