Wednesday, September 28, 2011

This Sounds Like A Fake Story But It's Not! Ohh I Get No Respect. Rodney Dangerfield



Do you know those stories that someone tells you and you think, “That didn’t happen?” Like it’s always a friend of a friend? Well here’s one that sounds incredible but it DID happen because I confirmed it with the actual person. Here we go…..

This dude Norm was on a first date with a girl. He was kind of nervous. So they go to her house and there was some type of family event going on. So as he’s there he’s being introduced to various people. At one point the girl says, “Norm this is my sister Mary.”

Norm turns around and the girl approaches him. She’s shaking a bit and in an odd voice says, “Hi Norm I’m Mary.”

He starts cracking up and says, “OH MY GOD THAT’S GREAT!! PULL THE TIE!! PULL THE TIE!!

It turns out he thought she was doing an impression of Rodney Dangerfield but she actually had Cerebral Palsy.

I SHIT YOU NOT!

And another time Norm was running late for a funeral in high school and his Mom was like, “Hurry up Norm!” then looked at the front of his suit pants and says, “What’s all over your pants??”

Turns out Norm had dry humped some chick at a wedding the week before and…well..you know.

And DAT is DAT!

(and that picture is the Facts of Life chick that had Cerebral Palsy. What's her name again? Jerry something?...)

10 comments:

TC said...

OK as soon as I saw that Geri Jewell pic I KNEW where the story was going. She's also a lesbian, did you know that?

Dr Zibbs said...

TC - DAMN IT! I had a feeling the pic was going to give it away.

And she's a Lez? I had no idea.

Did you ever see the episode where her and Blair do standup? It's terible! And everyone's laughing because like it's the funniest thing they ever heard?

It's on the Youtube.

TC said...

YES, you shared that with me and it is the definition of GUT FEELING!

Dr Zibbs said...

TC - Sick. To. The. Stomach.

sybil law said...

Hahahahaha
I am going to Hell for laughing at that, right?

Dr Zibbs said...

Sybil - yeah but not because of this.

Candy's daily Dandy said...

Pull the tie?

I don't get it. Did I miss something?

Dr Zibbs said...

Candy - it's because Rodney pulls his tie when he's talking.

Dr Zibbs said...

Candy - it's because Rodney pulls his tie when he's talking.

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