Wednesday, October 24, 2012

Bridesmaid Dresses, Dumb Books and More! Batman Water Pistol.

Some various pictures for your viewing pleasure:

*talking like a ghost* "Puuuut something innnnnn meeeeeeee."

Photographer: No! You on the left. Step back one step! Do you want these pictures to look stupid or nice?

*In Paul Lynde voice*  "I'm not sure if it's more fun to fill or squirt."

Blond dude: (after 10 minute diatribe) You see...being awesome comes down to one thing. And that one thing is accepting Jesus as your personal savior. *random football hits him in the face*

"I don't know how to tell you this so I'll just come out with it. You my dear...are going to be a STAHHHH!"

16 comments:

Dr Zibbs said...

Seriously. Look at those Bridesmaid dresses.

Choleesa said...

(LARGE LETTTERS:) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Im not sure which is better...the Haunted Vagina, or the "squirt" gun!

Dr Zibbs said...

Choleesa i know. Pretty good huh?

TC said...

From the author of APESHIT! That sounds like a New York Times bestseller right there!

Dr Zibbs said...

TC - he also wrote, "The Faggiest Vampire", "The Baby Jesue Butt Plug" and "I Knocked Up Satan's Daughter."

I'm not kidding. Look on Amazon.

Just Keepin It Real, Folks! said...

I really hope the bridesmaid on the far right is in drag 'cause those are some seriously manly arms!

Dr Zibbs said...

Jkitf haha!!!!

TC said...

oh man, priceless. Right now I wish I was still in High School just so I could do a report on one of his gems. Possibly The Morbidly Obese Ninja, The Kobold Wizard's Dildo of Enlightenment or Razor Wire Pubic Hair. GOD, so hard to decide there are just TOO MANY great titles here!

Dr Zibbs said...

Tc haha. A "report" and i want to check out that dude's books!

A Heron's View said...

Are you certain that they were bridesmaids and not brides-men? Their elbows are rather sharply pointed plus their major superficial & anterior muscles were quite well developed :)

Dr Zibbs said...

Heron the jury is still out.

Scope said...

"The Haunted Vagina" - I think there was a girl in college with one of those.

Cora said...

The Haunted Vagina? Lemme guess, in this story there's a dude who is a "vagina exorcist". Yeah. Yeah, that's it.

Dr Zibbs said...

Great storyline

Annika said...

I just fell over from laughing so hard. That's some funny stuff!! And horrible dresses.

Dr Zibbs said...

Well thank you.