Thursday, October 11, 2012

Working On Halloween Costume. Village People Biker Dude.

I really need to get my Halloween costume together. Help me decide won't you?

The Village People bike guy is under consideration. I'm thinking of wearing it and letting my wang hang out. But I'll get a huge black wig and shove it in by zipper so big black pubes come a flowin' out. Just so it's authentic and all.

Gabe Kaplan is also up there. Pretty good job on that mask. But look at the depiction of Freddy Boom Boom Washington. A little racist if you ask me Holmes. And notice how he's the smallest face. First the man gives the shortest month for Black History Month now this.

This one isn't a costume but I found this picture doing my research and thought you'd like to see it.

Look at this mess. I hope his parents were honest and said, "Bobby that costume is horrible. Halloween is canceled for you but if you destroy that costume we'll let you peek out your window as we hand out candy." But I do have a soft spot for crappy robot costumes as you may know.

This one is a long shot because I only have three weeks to gain 200 pounds.

I'll wear this - my Sunday loungewear - if I can't decide what to wear.

And this is my final choice. I'll need to rent a kid to stand next to me and cry though.

19 comments:

Dr Zibbs said...

Man they made some crappy costumes back in the day (regarding first two).

TC said...

How about this?

http://kerneldink.blogspot.ca/2007/04/happy-hump-day.html

Candy's daily Dandy said...

After that parade of mess, i think i'm voting for the pubes thing.

Dr Zibbs said...

TC -HA! Love it! What a creep.

Candy - Going old school huh?

Pearl said...

I'm voting for the bunny costume. That's gotta be worth a free drink somewhere...

Pearl

Dr Zibbs said...

Pearl- i would love to know the back story on that one.

Connie T. said...

I had a Richard Nixon costume when I was a kid.

Dr Zibbs said...

Connie t - haha! You did? As a joke?

diane said...

Not sure if you got my comment, love the last one, the fat guy with the painted face is super creepy. I wore a lampshade on my head one year. Yeah, it was kinda pathetic, no liquor was involved.

Dr Zibbs said...

Diane im known for bad costumes.

Dawn @Lighten Up! said...

These are all so disturbing I don't know what to say. Especially the big-guy. That is a true-blue serial killer.
Ugh, the 70s costumes! Remember those? With the shitty plastic masks and frocks? And the mask nose-holes made your nostrils bleed? Effing awful.

Dawn @Lighten Up! said...

These are all so disturbing I don't know what to say. Especially the big-guy. That is a true-blue serial killer.
Ugh, the 70s costumes! Remember those? With the shitty plastic masks and frocks? And the mask nose-holes made your nostrils bleed? Effing awful.

Dr Zibbs said...

Dawn even when i was in kindergarten i remember hating the printing on the frocks.

Gorilla Bananas said...

What is that last costume? It looks like a mixture of rabbit, elephant and walrus. The guy in the costume is either Donald Sutherland or a relative of Hitler.

Dr Zibbs said...

Gorilla it does kind of look like donald sutherland.

Scope said...

Be careful of masks that cover the mouth if going to a party where you may be eating or drinking. Rookie mistake.

Dr Zibbs said...

Scope you just revealed my gabe kaplan mask diet secret!!!

Annika said...

In a way I'm happy we don't celebrate Halloween over here. I could never decide what to wear.

Dr Zibbs said...

Annika you dont? I wonder what other european countries celebrate it?