I really need to get my Halloween costume together. Help me decide won't you?
The Village People bike guy is under consideration. I'm thinking of wearing it and letting my wang hang out. But I'll get a huge black wig and shove it in by zipper so big black pubes come a flowin' out. Just so it's authentic and all.
Gabe Kaplan is also up there. Pretty good job on that mask. But look at the depiction of Freddy Boom Boom Washington. A little racist if you ask me Holmes. And notice how he's the smallest face. First the man gives the shortest month for Black History Month now this.
This one isn't a costume but I found this picture doing my research and thought you'd like to see it.
Look at this mess. I hope his parents were honest and said, "Bobby that costume is horrible. Halloween is canceled for you but if you destroy that costume we'll let you peek out your window as we hand out candy." But I do have a soft spot for crappy robot costumes as you may know.
This one is a long shot because I only have three weeks to gain 200 pounds.
I'll wear this - my Sunday loungewear - if I can't decide what to wear.
And this is my final choice. I'll need to rent a kid to stand next to me and cry though.