Monday, October 15, 2012

Question About Women Bending Over to Show Cleavage. Landmark Americana. Hiring Hotties.


Sometimes I'll go into this place Landmark Americana in West Chester to get a few cold ones. And let me tell you that the waitresses are pretty cute. Mostly college girls. And they don't wear Hooters type slutty outfits but they do wear slightly low cut tops which reveal their nubileness.

And they're all very friendly mind you lest you think I'm a perv.

Here are the two questions I have:

1) When bars or restaurants hire mostly hot girls what do they tell the ugly ones when a qualified ugly one calls back and says, "Why wasn't I hired?" And they might even see that there is still a help wanted sign up and they're fully qualified.

And for the record I'm all for places hiring the good looking if that's their theme. I remember a few years back a dude was suing Hooters because they wouldn't hire him as a server. Come on buddy. Move along.

2) When women bend over to show cleavage how often are they doing that to show you the goods? I know in a restaurant as a bartender you have to do it because of your job but sometimes it just seems so blatant. Not that I'm complaining. And bending over to show their ass. I want an answer for that one too.

On a side note I used to work with this one chick and she used to come to my desk and bend over all the time. I think she wanted it. By "It" I mean *puts hands in pockets but leaves index finger out and makes flashing hand motion to groinage.*

So what do you think?

(And that picture above is Nikki Cox)

20 comments:

Dr Zibbs said...

..and the Landmark Americana place? It's a sports bar if that works into your answer.

BamaTrav said...

When they show me their goods, I show them mine. It WORKS!

Dr Zibbs said...

Baba excellent policy.

Heff said...

I lost train of thought after seeing Nikki Cox's (Cox'es ? Cockses ??) Photo......

Dr Zibbs said...

Heff that is a nice dress. I understand.

Just Keepin It Real, Folks! said...

Hell, if I was qualified I would apply at Hooters or any sports bar. Unfortunately, gravity is a bitch and I suck at being a waitress.

Dr Zibbs said...

Just keepin it ---- i say apply and see what they say. Bring a hidden camera.

Scope said...

One of my cousin's college age daughters works at a place called "Show Me's". Trust me, they are doing it for MONETARY TIPS not PENILE TIPS.

But, if they aren't blood kin, enjoy the show.

Dr Zibbs said...

Scope send pics please

A Heron's View said...

It's the ones that don't lean forward that annoys me!

Dr Zibbs said...

Heron im with you.

CrtochPains said...

I don't know who Nikki Cox is, but based on the vacant look in her eyes, I can pretty much guarantee that this picture documents her very first trip to a library....

Candy's daily Dandy said...

bending over and showing some cleavage? It's intentional. She works on tips and boobs help. It's not like she's a serial killer. Girls gotta make a living.

I once heard a saying..."Drinks are like tits. One is not enough. Three is too many."

Dr Zibbs said...

Crotch - You know her. Look on IMBD

Candy - I'm not complaining. Also, I should have clarified are you guys doing it in non tip situations?

Annika said...

I've never done that bending thing so I really couldn't say why girls do it. Also, I am as curious what they say to the less attractive girls that don't get the jobs.

Dr Zibbs said...

Annika - I would love to interview the person that does the hiring.

Cora said...

Ha ha! Can you imagine the disappointment of going to Hooters and your server is a GUY? All the other tables have skanky girls, and you get the one guy working there. Sooooooo sad.

Dr Zibbs said...

Cora zero tip

Furtheron said...

I'm sure it is all about the tips... boy glad I spelt that right.

There is a chain of shops here well known for hiring only good looking guys and girls. My daughters friend works there and said she was there one day when a girl came in and handed in her cv - the manager threw the cv in he bin, looked her up and down and said "come back when you have lost 20lb"! I kid not - my daughter is only 5ft tall so was told no point applying... she is on a campaign now to get height discrimination legislation brought in

Dr Zibbs said...

F that is rude.