I'm thinking about wearing Wonder Sauna Hot Pants around then when people laugh and say, "What are THOSE??" I'm going to pin them against the wall and say, "You God damn son of a bitch my grandfather died in World War 2 fighting for freedom! NOW what do you have to say??!!"
Then I'll just point at them and sternly nod as I walk away. It's really the only way to do it.