Saturday, October 20, 2012

Wonder Sauna Hot Pants And Haters of Said Puffy Pants.

I'm thinking about wearing Wonder Sauna Hot Pants around then when people laugh and say, "What are THOSE??" I'm going to pin them against the wall and say, "You God damn son of a bitch my grandfather died in World War 2 fighting for freedom! NOW what do you have to say??!!"

Then I'll just point at them and sternly nod as I walk away. It's really the only way to do it.

17 comments:

Just Keepin It Real, Folks! said...

They really look better on the guy because they accentuate his package.

Dr Zibbs said...

Jkir - perv.

Scope said...

Odd thought: Is the groin exactly where most guys want to "slenderize"?

Dr Zibbs said...

Nope. You want that area bulky.

Elsie said...

I wonder what would happen if you wore them in a hot tub? What about a pool?

A Heron's View said...

Actually long ago I met a person who wore similar garments at night, which proved to be rather hot and uncomfortable !!

Dr Zibbs said...

Elsie my not recommended by manufacturer.

Dr Zibbs said...

Heron -im niiiiice.

Suze said...

'One size fits all.'

Dr Zibbs said...

Suze i know. As if.

BamaTrav said...

because when drowning, only the genitals are worth saving.

CrotchPains said...

I was skeptical of these sauna pants until i saw that they are approved by the AAU/USA. That changes everything....

Dr Zibbs said...

Crotch yeah thats an important governing board.

Choleesa said...

hahahahaha

Dr Zibbs said...

Choleesa glad you likey.

Annika said...

Wait, wut? Seriously. I don't get it. What are those for?

Dr Zibbs said...

Annika i think for losing weight