Sunday, February 21, 2010

Love WILL Keep Us Together Mr Lawrence Welk. Gag.

I think a great gag would be to:

1) Break into someones house while they're sleeping.

2) Drug them.

3) Tie them to the couch.

4) When they come to, wearing these outfits, my partner and I would then perform this number* (Love Will Keep Us Together from the Lawrence Welk Show)



*Using the same enthusiastic smiles too!

15 comments:

diane said...

I just kept thinking about them passing the the electric bass player when they leave the stage, as he coughs "losers" into his hand.

Anything Fits a Naked Man said...

Sadly, I was an ENORMOUS fan of The Lawrence Welk show when I was a kid (we watched it at Grandma's!).

I can name ALL of the performers. These two are Bobby and Sissy. Bobby actually had three dance partners throughout the run of the show. Barbara was first, then Sissy, followed by Elaine.

Kill me....

Dr Zibbs said...

Diane - Haha. That might be true but you need to see the people playing the intruments in the show. Just as nerdy.

Anything Fits - Me too. My Nana used to watch it when we went to her house or she came over and visited us.

Dr Zibbs said...

Haaaaa! Just watched it again. Look at that smile on Bobby.

JenJen said...

Honey you are one strange man.

Pearl said...

There are laws prohibiting this sort of behavior, aren't there?!

Pearl

Dr Zibbs said...

JenJen - yeah right.

Pearl - Not in PA.

Some Guy said...

Zibbs, I think you have come up with a viable substitute for waterboarding, although the emotional damage from repeated viewings of that may be far more severe.

Dr Zibbs said...

Some Guy - Agreed.

madtexter ☺☺☺☺☺☺ (corey james) said...

Whoa! Bringing new meaning to the word 'hotmess'. My mom used to loooove watching the Lawrence Welk show. I think it was the bubble machine that turned her on.

AbelPetSupply said...

Wow. That is 2:41 minutes I will never get back.

Did Sears provide the wardrobe?

Dr Zibbs said...

Sears. You don't get something that fine at Sears.

Dr Zibbs said...

..and the more I look at this the more he reminds me of Will Farrell

CrotchPains said...

I think she has a boner.....

Kate said...

You have a sick sick mind Dr. Zibbs!