Wednesday, February 3, 2010

Welcome Home JellyBean And Terrible Acting. Elevator Issues.

Kristen this is for you (he says in the style of the Nanny when she's yelling to Damien in the Omen right before she jumps off the roof).

OK. Here is a clip from the movie Welcome Home JellyBean. I was telling Kristen about it the other day. It's a movie from the 80's about a retarded girl. The retarded gal is played by the girl that was the daughter in the second National Lampoon Vacation movie. She's dead now so don't even try making fun of her.

And the acting is TERRIBLE. It's an insult to retarded people AND elevators. There's no need to watch the clip after the elevator scene but what is going on in there? (Besides the bad acting). Look at the panic that happens when the emergency button is pressed. What's up wid that Holmes?

18 comments:

Dr Zibbs said...

The guy at 1:13 does have a point that children like that shouldn't be allowed on elevators. If you can't respect the rules of the elevator, I say you take the stairs.

That's just me.

Kristen said...

OMFG!!

Wait, was i the only non-retarded person who felt a little panicky when the person with the plant crammed in the elevator? Wonder what that says about me...hmm.

A real gem...thanks for sharing with us all.

Dr Zibbs said...

Kristen - I agree. I plant in an elevator is like a huge block of ice being brought up a huge flight of stairs or a piano being hoisted on a pully.

There's ALWAYS gonna be trouble!

sybil law said...

I totally remember that movie!
How did that chick die?!

Dr Zibbs said...

Sybil Law - she died of complications form diabates and a stoke.

Mone said...

I dont like the title of the movie at all!

Kristen said...

I just watched the elevator part again. Scary!!

Kate said...

Rascally kids, pushing those rascally emergency buttons, freaking out all the rascally adults..

Dr Zibbs said...

Kate - Yup. Rascals. The whole lot of them.

Gage said...

i pretty much need a copy of this movie for future parties and whatnot.

Dr Zibbs said...

Gage - It's a must have but last I checked it wasn't on DVD.

And what's "And wahtnot"? You mean for Weddings, Funerals and BBQ's? Stuff like that?

Gage said...

yes, all of the above. Cheesy wedding video of the happy couple as children? Splice a little of this in. Same deal with Funerals, why not?

Son of a Thomas said...

If they would have gotten Gerry from the facts of life the movie would have been 10x's better. What's up with the food all over the kitchen walls? What retard eats like that?

Dr Zibbs said...

Son of a T- hahah. I was just looking at that. Did you know that Youtube shows the exact middle of a video when it's frozen?

It's true.

And look at that splendid retarded mess. And I mean that in the most respectful way. Really I do.

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T-Ro said...

That is such a great elevator scene.
I got really creeped out in the kitchen tho. I don't think I'd ever turn my back on this girl. That mom acts like it's no big deal.

Dr Zibbs said...

T-Ro - Hahaha.

jorg wobblington lopez said...

Why would the cake welcome them to Germ? What the hell kind of cake would say that? A sick cake, that's what.