Thursday, September 13, 2012

TMZ Makes Me Sick. Harvey Levin Is An A-Hole. Amanda Bynes.

Harvey Levin from TMZ is such a piece of Sh#t.

OK. I admit that I have the TMZ app on my phone but still. I hate him mostly for how he stalks celebrities. There was just a story where they posted multiple photos of Amanda Bynes smoking pot in her car. They posted over forty pictures from various locations. So they were actually secretly trailing her then taking photos of the inside of the car when she would get out and go to a store or the gym.

Shouldn't this be illegal? And look Harry's dumbass smile. You smug creep. And he chews on that stupid water bottle all the time. Oh. And Harvey? The narration that you have on your show is not funny. It's retarded.

And in other celebrity watching annoyance news can't there be a site that just has stories of legitimate non-gossipy entertainment news? Like showing movies sets, interviewing directors, etc.

Do people really give a crap about every move the Kardasians make? Or who is going to be the next judge on a stupid show? Or photos of every celebrity baby and kid? THAT should totally be illegal. Someone in LA should start a site that posts unflattering pictures of paparazzi and their kids. How about that?

And in celebrity baby news if I ever get really famous I'm going to fake that my lover is having a baby. Then when my spawn is finally revealed I'm going to show a picture of the most horrifying ugly baby the earth has ever seen. Phantom of the Opera face. Big ole hunch on it's back. Goiter. The works.

That'll show em'!

Now enjoy this sexy picture of Amanda Bynes. (Who I also think is super talented).



19 comments:

Dr Zibbs said...

And one more thing. Every other story on the TMZ site starts with "BREAKING NEWS" as if it's really important but then it's all, "BREAKING NEWS: Tara Reid tripped over a moped."

Stupid!

TC said...

the narration on that show RUINS the show. Well that and...just about everything else. But yeah, NOT funny. Some of his co-workers are the funniest things about the show and that's normally when they are taking digs at his smug ass. OH and he's a Pescatarian. Give me a break. That shouldn't be a thing. You either eat meat or you don't. GOD!!! (I'm yelling so loud in my head)

Dr Zibbs said...

TC - I'm with you on the narration. The dude sounds like someone trying to be wacky on a dumb cartoon for kids.

As for Pescatarian I know someone that called themselves a vegetarian but then she would say, "But I will eat chicken."

Annoyed the hell out of me. Kind of like a few years ago when girls would say that they're "born again virgins" because they stopped having sex. Oh brother.

Just Keepin It Real, Folks! said...

If it ain't on TMZ, it just ain't newsworthy. LOL!!!

Dr Zibbs said...

Just Keepin' It Real - Yeah. I know. And also hate that I know all the stupid things celebrities are doing because I read it.

I will give them credit that they do break a lot of stories even though the stories are gossip.

TC said...

It's Geri Jewell's Birthday by the way!!!!

Dr Zibbs said...

Tc hahaha!!!!! I just heard her mentioned on a podcast the other night. A comedian was telling all of her "jokes."

BamaTrav said...

Yeah, Amanda, I'd tap that.

savannah said...

there are far too many of these crass shows on tv these days. somebody must be watching because advertisers keep buying time. i have to agree about the harvey levin, sugar. he is loathsome!

Dr Zibbs said...

Yeah you would.

Dr Zibbs said...

Savannah imagine how bad its going to be in a few years from now?

Indigo Roth said...

Herr Doktor! We don't get TMZ over here in the UK, but our celebrity coverage is equally lowest-common-denominator. Ooooh, celebrity bumps! Like we give a shit. Bread and bloody circuses, all of it. Grumble grumble, Roth

Annika said...

I couldn't care less about celebrities whereabouts and what they do. I'm kind of busy attending my own life.

Dr Zibbs said...

Youre lucky.

Dr Zibbs said...

Annika i shoud just delete the app from my phone.

TC said...

Let's not pretend we aren't all at least a little interested in the lives of celebrities. Everyone seems to be quite aware of the show and who is on it for example! Sadly it's human nature to want to watch the car crash, and that's why these make money.

On a side note, poor Amanda really IS kind of screwing up these days...if anything all these girls are a good cautionary tale against early fame and wealth.

Dr Zibbs said...

TC - I agree but I refuse to read anything about who the new judges are for any of those dumb shows.

And according to TMZ Amanda's car was impounded today.

TC said...

OK yes, I am with you on the new judges thing. I also REFUSE to read or watch anything about any bachelor/bachelorette contestant or Kardashians. These people actually throw a wrench in my theory, I DO NOT care about nor do I want to read, hear or see anything about any of them.

Dr Zibbs said...

TC - I'm with you on those two things. But on a related note go to burninglove.com it's a web series that spoofs the Bachelor. I KNOW you'll love it! There are about a dozen 10 minute episodes.