Thursday, September 20, 2012

Who Would YOU Like to Have Drinks With? Geri Jewell. David Doyle.Facts of Life.

Imagine if I could arrange a night of drinks with you and a washed up annoying celebrity. And before you get excited YOU'RE paying. Would that "celebrity" be.....

Geri Jewell (the one on the left) from The Facts of Life? (note how she doesn't know where the camera is. Also, a little support I think is needed in the chestal area)

Your second choice is David Doyle from Charlie's Angels. Remember, you'll have to listen to that voice of his while trying not to stare at his mole.

And lastly, this chick from the show Alice. I forget her name right now. Probably because I couldn't stand that show. Except I always found it funny that people thought the catchphrase, "Mel, Kiss My Grits" was funny. So edgy.

And once you pick your celebrity please feel free to tell me what types of questions you would ask them. And other important details. Perhaps you would present Geri Jewell with some cerebral palsy jokes that she could use in her act like, "I'm looking for a fwend named Wattle and Woll so we can be like a Bill Haley and the Comets song. Shake, Wattle and Woll. I'll be Shake. Get it?"*

OK tell me that joke is not as good or better than one of her jokes. Hmmm? Hmmm?

*When presenting this "joke" to Geri it's important to tell it while standing up. Then, once you deliver the killer punch line you have to smile with satisfaction and wait for laughter. You may be waiting for a bit but....+

23 comments:

Dr Zibbs said...

My pick would have to be David Doyle. I would ask him what the turn ons and turn offs were of the angels.

Dr Zibbs said...

ATTENTION GERI JEWELL - If you would like to buy this joke from me I will sell it to you for $50.

B.E. Earl said...

I'd hang with Geri Jewell. She proved to be aces with her supporting role on Deadwood a few years back. And since I'm obsessed with Deadwood now, the conversation would be entirely about that. Plus David Doyle is dead.

Dr Zibbs said...

Earl- She was? Wow.

And as for David Doyle being dead I forgot. So if anyone picks him the night will be sitting on a folding chair next to his grave.

Just Keepin It Real, Folks! said...

Did you hear Lisa Welchel (the spoiled brat from Facts of Life in your pic) is going to be on the new season of Survivor? She says she is prepared 'cause she has been camping before. UH YEAH!!!!!

Dr Zibbs said...

Just keepin it --you i did! And shes a holy roller. Did you know that?

TC said...

that's Vera from Alice isn't it? Why didn't you throw Corky in the mix? Or Skippy from Growing Pains? No Jenny Piccolo?

You might have to make this a monthly event with different options each time!

I think I'll go with Geri this time around.

Dr Zibbs said...

TC ha! You know me well. I almost put corky as an option. And isaac from the love boat but that would be an obvious pick. Also was going to put the nosey neighbor from bewitched.

Dr Zibbs said...

....and tc yeah thats vera. I thought of her name after i wrote the post. Im kind of glad i didnt remember it.

Suze said...

I was gonna say Vera but I'll take the graveyard since Halloween is around the corner. But can I sit in a folding chair next to some other dead celebrity? Someone funny.

Dr Zibbs said...

Suze i only have so much pull but let me see what i can do. I can maybe get a spot at the grave of don knotts but youll have to provide your own folding chair. (I actually like don knotts)

BamaTrav said...

Vera from Alice and...one the one question I would ask her. Do you swallow?

Dr Zibbs said...

Bama i would just spew then say; "you swallow right?" Or just glaze her like a donut.

Heff said...

HANDS DOWN, David Doyle. He gets the best cocaine.

Dr Zibbs said...

Heff i see. Ok im in. Even though hes dead.

diane said...

I actually like the idea of the folding chair in a graveyard. Can't believe you didn't run with that idea, like the movie theater idea. You could go to a grave site next to an ongoing funeral and set up a folding chair and then sit there crying really loudly and call out things like "why lord oh why".

Suze said...

Mr. Furley!

Furtheron said...

Trust me with my collection of acquaintances I regularly have tea/coffee/biscuits with a few washed up celebrities already...

Keith Chegwin - now only if you are British and of a certain age will any of that make sense...

Dr Zibbs said...

Diane im on it!

Dr Zibbs said...

Furtheron i just googled him. Never heard of him.

diane said...

you are such a goober. xo

Suze said...

I hope you post one more time before the weekend. Need my blue yak fix. Haha.

Dr Zibbs said...

Diane - you are what you eat. (And I hate raisenettes)

Suze - I'll see what I can do. Glad you're a fan!