Wednesday, June 24, 2009

Cry Baby Perez Hilton Gets What's Comin'. Big Dummy.

As you might know, Perez Hilton got punched in the face. Good. Big Dummy.

You say all that crap about people it's gonna come back to bite you in the ass so shut the hell up and take it.

Your whole life is based on taking cheap shots at celebs so what do you expect?

(door bell)

...Hmm who's that at my door? ....The elephant man? I wonder what he wants? While I get the door watch the cry baby Perez Hilton.

20 comments:

Caffeine Court said...

I agree. I'm amazed someone didn't pop him sooner. He's a piece of shit.

J. Hi said...

I am not an animal!!! I am a human being!!!! Waaaaaahhhhh Leave Britney alone!!!!!

OMG, I haven't laughed so much in a long time. I cannot believe that they followed him back to the hotel--where they were also staying!!!! OMG, ROTFL

Dr Zibbs said...

C Court - agreed. Piece of shit.


J Hi - I wish the hotel scene was on film.

Dr Zibbs said...

And yeah - he does sound like the Brittany cry baby..

Samsmama said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vRIfn59Gydw

Brilliance! I'd rather hang out with Keyboard Cat than Perez. Douche.

sybil law said...

I seriously don't read his stupid website or blog or what the hell ever, but I hate that douchebag. I'd LOVE to see anyone punch him in the face! Repeatedly.

B.E. Earl said...

I dig how he was so upset that instead of calling the cops, he Twittered the attack. And lied about it. What a douche!

Cora said...

He's such a little princess! I'm glad he got hit. It's about damn time.

Vivienne said...

I am so surprised no one has made a "Boom Boom Pow" comment yet.

(That would be kind of lame. I sure hope no one does that.)

Gwen said...

LMAO @Vivienne!

Dominica said...

OMG ! Drama is his middle name and THAT'S an understatement ! He's a douchebag that only likes to write about people he likes and if you're not gay enough for him, he becomes nasty...talk about a queen that only wants it her way !!
I followed him on Twit just a week or 2 but then became so bored by his ongoing bullsh*t about gayrights. I'm totally FOR rights for everyone, for cryin' out loud, I live in Europe ! Gay people get married here everyday !
It's just his ugly face I can't stand and anymore and that's just because he makes himself SO unpopular !
Get real, he really needed the extra publicity, come on !
This is not the right way to defend gay-rights, he just wants to play martyr now !
I'm very sorry Perez, there are way more serious things happenin' in this world today, look at Iran, that's the people who deserve to get in the news headlines !!

J.J. in L.A. said...

His mother must be SO proud. What a wank!

Didn't anyone else find it funny that this came from TYT tv? (tit or tight, either way, it works)

miss*H said...

he seems a bit of a knob jockey to me

Anonymous said...

I agree with this thread and I agree with this that I saw on www.laughatotherpeople.com

http://www.laughatotherpeople.com/?p=146

Both show zilch sympathy for Perez. That douche deserved a beating.

Tony Alva said...

I know I didn't grow up in the hood and all, but when did it become gosh to punch someone who insults and talks shit about you, especially to your face? The guy talks shit all day about these people and he and others aren't surprised he got decked? The commentator in the clip says, "He's right, he shouldn't have been punched, that's going too far..." since fucking when?

BeckEye said...

Yeah, you know, if I ever ran into Britney and she smacked me in the face, I wouldn't be surprised.

But then I would rip out her weave and beat the living shit out of her.

Dr Zibbs said...

Tony - you're dead on. You talk shit about someone, don't be surprised when you get punched in the face.

J. Hi said...

BeckEye, I would love to see you knock the Cheetos right out of Britney's hand.

Chris said...

I think that Crocker dude could take Perez, don't you? How awesome of a MMA fight would that be?

Creepy said...

You make a living talking shit about people and someone takes umbrage to it and roughs you up. Go figure. What is the world coming to.