Monday, June 15, 2009

Singing While Driving and Using Ventriloquism. Weird.



When you guys are driving and singing, then you get to a red light but you really want to keep singing - do you ever keep singing but get all ventriloquist by trying to sing without moving your lips?

....but then some some dude sees you so you get your phone and you pretend you're talking to someone but you think the guy is totally on to you so you give him the finger?

....and the finger is not even high enough for him to see but doing this plus hitting the gas as soon as the light turns green somehow gives you some sort of satisfaction?

You all do that right?....Right?.....Hello???

If not I fear that I might be a teensy bit weird.

31 comments:

Cameron said...

Without a doubt, you are more than a tiny bit weird. But not for the reason above. There are a whole slew of other reasons ;)

Dr Zibbs said...

Thanks weirdo.

diane said...

Yeah, you're definitely weird.

Punch said...

I would like to add my comment also. Just based on the above post, i would conclude you are a tiny, just a little, tiny bit weird. Just a little, though.

Dr Zibbs said...

Yeah Diane, Cameron is weir...

Oh... me?

Cameron said...

Maybe we're normal and Diane is weird...hmmm?

moooooog35 said...

I do not do this.

And I'm also scratching my nose, not picking it.

And I'm also not masturbating...I'm jiggling my stick shift.

Just ignore the porn on my steering wheel.

Anna Russell said...

I don't think you're a teensy bit weird, I think you're a big bit weird. But I only like weird people, so I mean that as a compliment.

SkylersDad said...

I actually enjoy acting a bit "off kilter" and having a fake argument with myself at stop lights. It is great fun to peek out of the corner of my sunglasses and see people staring in disbelief at me!

diane said...

I never said I wasn't weird. If I was normal I wouldn't be hooked on your page. And as for YOU, Cameron, I'll deal with you later, go to your room.

Cora said...

Pffft! I just sing anyway. If I look stupid, oh well, what else is new?

Sornie said...

I just keep singing because A) I have no shame and B) I'll probably never see that person again. Let them think that I'm weird - it is the truth after all.

miss. chief said...

okay, i'll be the first to admit it. i do the ventriloquist thing. i have a friend who was busted singing along to Journey at a red light and he didn't have a cell phone to fall back on.
so he used his wallet and pretended it was a phone.
a giant flat leather phone.

Dr Zibbs said...

giant flat leather phone. Good one.

Dr Zibbs said...

...and Miss Chief - welcome to my blog.

Some Guy said...

I am very self-conscious about embarrassing myself publicly. I try to keep a low profile and not bring a lot of attention to myself by doing silly things. Anyone who reads my blog knows this.

Dr Zibbs said...

Some Guy - I almost spit my drink out on that one.

Fancy Schmancy said...

There are certain people that count on your weirdness for their daily enjoyment, and embrace it.

WendyB said...

If I found that totally normal, that would probably mean that I'm weird, right?

Jennifer and Sandi said...

I'd probably get shot if I gave someone the finger so I stay clear of it.

I don't work in the nicest neighborhood if ya know what I mean!

- Jennifer

Candy's daily Dandy said...

Weird is really a relative term.

My kids love catching someone at a red light singing away like there is no one watching.
They call it "ON STAGE". They'll say, "look mom- that guy is so totally on stage."

I've been caught a few times on stage myself. I just roll with it.

Dr Zibbs said...

Candy - on stage you say??

I guess it could be kinda cool if I brought some costumes in my car and...

Oh nevermind.

steenky bee said...

When I get busted talking or singing to myself, I pretend I'm on a hands free call or that one of my kids is in the backseat. Oh the joys of tinted windows.

LiLu said...

Is it weirder if I don't at all try to hide that I am busting out to Spice Girls or Carrie Underwood or Wham and just keep on belting it out?

Thought so.

Dr Zibbs said...

Hey everyone- look how weird Lilu is...

Shelle-BlokThoughts said...

Okay... yes you are weird because you only gives you SOME sort of satisfaction when for ME it's comparable to an orgasm... just saying!

:)

I laughed so hard at the trying to still sing but not moving your lips... ha! I do that!

The Peach Tart said...

Pretty damn weird. But in a good way. Takes one to know one.

Dominica said...

weird is better than boring or mainstream --
I might be boring and you might be weird ; but we ARE NOT mainstream !!

Dr Zibbs said...

shelle-blok - please record audio next time for my snap vine.

Real Live Lesbian said...

I sang with my lips closed *just* last week...after being seriously busted by the guy laughing at me.

You are not weird at all.

(or maybe we both are weird, but I doubt it)

ÄsK AliCë said...

I definitely do that

But you're still weird.