I know many of you don't like Twitter but after a few weeks I've come to like it. Blogs are a lot better but the great thing about Twitter is that can Tweet my special thoughts throughout the day and now I'm prepared to report newsworthy events. So look out.
....Like when that guy was in the West Goshen wine store bore-assing everyone about how he knows the best place to buy blue crabs. I wonder how many of my Tweet followers went there when I broke that story to hear the guy? At least three. Don't you think?
I told you it was a powerful tool.
So here are a few of my select Tweets over the last few week:
Time to lay in bed and try to dream about another blogger. Maybe it'll be you..or you...(popping up from behind your couch) or even YOU!!!
I bet when that guy came up with the saying about the taint it spread like wildfire.
Wonder if anyone ever brought a Franklin Mint Wolf Knife to the Antiques Roadshow?Then they laughed. Then he did a burnout in parking lot.
I think a line of wife beater tees with images of wife beater guys saying things like, "I SAID SALISBURY STEAK!"..would make a nice line.
2 of my sisters just told me they thought my blog was too sexual for someone thats married.
according to billboard accross from eagles stadium is billboard advertising show for loverboy. get your tickets now!
Tip for foreigners - don't say: "Nice dress. Did Mrs Roper lend it to you"......That would most likely be taken as an insult,
wonder what the most rejected salvation army item is? probably the urine soaked mattress. oldie but a goodie.
wonder if slum dog millionaire has helped Indian dudes get laid more. what do you think?
wonder if theres a guy with the nickname tip toe timmy.
Someone should write a sappy love song about a woodpecker that's really the dead grandfather giving advice. "Pecky's Message of Love"
Have you ever heard a squirrel cry? I bet if you recorded it then played it really loud at a person w/ a weak heart it could kill them.
Dating tip: Tell your lady that she's 6 times a lady.Point out that that's double 3 times.When she's doing the math, reach for her butt.
just saw a lady with neck fat like a gunny sack. wait. whats a gunny sack?
I wonder if there are any normal people that own ferrets? ...Naaa. Just kiddin'.