Thursday, June 11, 2009

Some of My Favorite Twitter Tweets. West Goshen Dude.




I know many of you don't like Twitter but after a few weeks I've come to like it. Blogs are a lot better but the great thing about Twitter is that can Tweet my special thoughts throughout the day and now I'm prepared to report newsworthy events. So look out.

....Like when that guy was in the West Goshen wine store bore-assing everyone about how he knows the best place to buy blue crabs. I wonder how many of my Tweet followers went there when I broke that story to hear the guy? At least three. Don't you think?

I told you it was a powerful tool.

So here are a few of my select Tweets over the last few week:

Time to lay in bed and try to dream about another blogger. Maybe it'll be you..or you...(popping up from behind your couch) or even YOU!!!

I bet when that guy came up with the saying about the taint it spread like wildfire.

Wonder if anyone ever brought a Franklin Mint Wolf Knife to the Antiques Roadshow?Then they laughed. Then he did a burnout in parking lot.

I think a line of wife beater tees with images of wife beater guys saying things like, "I SAID SALISBURY STEAK!"..would make a nice line.

2 of my sisters just told me they thought my blog was too sexual for someone thats married.

according to billboard accross from eagles stadium is billboard advertising show for loverboy. get your tickets now!

Tip for foreigners - don't say: "Nice dress. Did Mrs Roper lend it to you"......That would most likely be taken as an insult,

wonder what the most rejected salvation army item is? probably the urine soaked mattress. oldie but a goodie.

wonder if slum dog millionaire has helped Indian dudes get laid more. what do you think?

wonder if theres a guy with the nickname tip toe timmy.

Someone should write a sappy love song about a woodpecker that's really the dead grandfather giving advice. "Pecky's Message of Love"

Have you ever heard a squirrel cry? I bet if you recorded it then played it really loud at a person w/ a weak heart it could kill them.

Dating tip: Tell your lady that she's 6 times a lady.Point out that that's double 3 times.When she's doing the math, reach for her butt.

just saw a lady with neck fat like a gunny sack. wait. whats a gunny sack?

I wonder if there are any normal people that own ferrets? ...Naaa. Just kiddin'.

35 comments:

Kimmie said...

I follow all your tweets - they are usually great breaks in my day.

Except that blue crab one.

BTW, you amazon links on your blog's sidebar are wiggin out.

Samsmama said...

I would definitely buy one of the wife beaters.

erin said...

What do the other sisters say? "Zibbs there's nowhere enough sex in that blog for a married man?" "Sex that shit up yo!"

diane said...

Funny little bits of wisdom.
That guy in the photo isn't too bright though.

Susan said...

I just can't find to work, blog and now TWITTER!!?? I lasted one day. Which means i'm old.

The Devil's Daughter-In-Law said...

I never got into Twitter, but being privy to these kinds of special thoughts might make it worth the effort.

Dr Zibbs said...

Kimmie - thanks. Not sure what's happening to my Amazon odds. I'm more concerned that my home paltop may have a virus.

When I log on, it says, "user profile not loaded", then it goes to a screen as if it's a new computer and everyting is really slow.

There are no pictures or files left on my computer. Someone help!

Susan - do what I do. Tweet while driving. Just make sure to do it safely by tweeting in between bites of your food, playing with the radio and look at people in other cards.

Good luck.

Candy's daily Dandy said...

Twitter is the perfect marketing tool for TBY.

How many Tweeter's have you picked up as followers? Or vice versa.

Could be an interesting blog topic.

Dr Zibbs said...

Candy - I've gotten a bunch of TBY followers as Twitter followers but I'm not sure how many of my few new TBY followers are from Twitter.

But I do get about 80-100 people coming from Twitter to TBY a week so that's not to shabby.

I really haven't been spending too much time on it yet but it kind of fun to be able to tweet when I'm out and about.

My one fear is that I will get too many local followers then I will feel like I'm being stalked in real life. I'll be writing a post about that soon.

Son of a Thomas said...

Twitter? I thought you got that from a lack of vitamin c.

Grant Miller said...

I'm tweeting my twitter as I read this.

Trooper Thorn said...

I always thought Twitter was just email Tourettes.

Your entries have confirmed my hypothesis.

Dr Zibbs said...

Grant - make sure when you tweet you remember to put a link to my Tweets with a tiny url.

OK...that didn't sound right.

WendyB said...

I'm reading this...FROM BEHIND YOUR COUCH!

Dr Zibbs said...

WendyB - I actually looked around after I read that.

You know...just in case.

Cameron said...

You're tweets rock! If only you had boobs, you know...and a vagina.

Dominica said...

Told you guys Dr Z. was funny and it's times 2 when you read a) his blog and b) the tweets !!
I'm SO into Twittering, a lil' addict I've become but it's true - you can scream in silence when the next annoying thing enters your shop or you see something fun like I did today
..
twitter quote :
MissBelchique new hobby = watching people get splashed out by cars in the street !! :-O
(about 5 hours ago from web)
...
FOLLOW y' all ! It's SO much fun !!

PS I love it when Dr Z. tweets about what is on his plate and if he likes it or not !

Former Fat Chick said...

I wanted a ferret but the HUBS would'nt have it...does that make me not normal, just becasue I wanted one? Twitter may be the thing that get me fires if I take it up...srsly, the internerts,my cell phone, facebook,craigslist, blogging, ebay...no, no, no can't take no more.

Fancy Schmancy said...

Now we know what the sister's think (and really, don't they know their brother by now?), but curious minds really want to know what Mrs. Zibbs thinks.

diane said...

I am currently in lock down at my house because there is a maniac loose in my neighborhood. I posted about this, but you can't access my page, which really sucks. I could use a super hero right about now, oh mighty caped one.

WendyB said...

By the way, a friend of mine has a pet skunk. It's not as annoying as a ferret.

Dr Zibbs said...

Fancy - you just gave me a great idea for a post. Maybe I'll have a "Interview Mrs Zibbs Contest"

What do you think?

Cowguy said...

Eh I don't Twitter, but we had a ferret for a few years and it's a well known fact that I'm normalllllllllllllllllllllllllllll llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll llllllllll lllllllllllll............

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sybil law said...

I really need to get on that about following you on Twitter!
"Pecky's Message of Love" made me laugh and laugh!
Also, I live in wife beaters when I'm home. I'd totally buy one of those!

Son of a Thomas said...

Ohhhh, Ohhhhh I want to interview Mrs. Zibbs.

SOAT: So what are you wearing?

MRS. Z: What?????

SOAT: If I were a carpenter and you were a lady......

MRS. Z: I've had enough of this.

Mr London Street said...

If this is the answer then I'm really quite concerned about what the question is.

steenky bee said...

"....then he did a burn out in their parking lot." This made me cry-laugh. Honestly. Best line I've seen all day.

Dr Zibbs said...

Sybil's Law - I read this post again during the day and was thinking about the Pecky's message of love Tweet and was cracking myself up.

I love when I read stuff I write - then I kind of forget it then it cracks me up. I'm weird like that.

Som of T - She's sitting right here and next to me and she's giving me a "maybe"

Tamara said...

the fact that Twitterers regularly get called Twits here has kind of put me off.

And why would anyone want a pet ferret? It's a foreign concept to me (we don't have ferrets in South Africa. The closest thing we have is the mongoose and it is NOT a common pet).

Wil said...

Yeah, what the fuck is a gunny sack anyway?

Wil Harrison.com

Michelle said...

I like to twitter therefore I am a twit just like you!!

Dr Zibbs said...

Wil - the gunny sack mystery may never be solved.

Unless someone goes to Wikipedia.

Fancy Schmancy said...

I like the idea! That's even better than you being on the radio. But how can we trust you that it's really her?

Kristen said...

I love them...now I want to follow you on twitter. And to your house...and the store.