In the style of "...this one time in band camp...." (from the movie American Pie) -here's my version but the travel edition. Part 1.
...this one time in Long Beach, California...we were at a club and this lesbian bit my friend's finger because she wouldn't dance.
...this one time in Frankfurt, Germany..... while bags were being unloaded at hotel I saw a woman's pastel colored polka dot suitcase and I said, "I think your luggage got mixed up with Jan Brady's". Turns out the the woman was an upper level management person from corporate that I'd never met. Nice first impression.
....this one time in Philly.... I hooked up with a Phillies ball girl.
....this one time in Virginia Beach, Virginia..... I went down this huge water slide and it instantly gave me an enema. I had to run to a bathroom.
....This one time in Connecticut...I was telling this funny story to colleagues and accidentally walked them onto the train going North instead of South., They almost missed their flight back to England.
.....This one time in Malvern, PA..... after having sex with some girl in her parents bed I threw the condom under the bed. What?...I couldn't find the trashcan..... And I was really drunk.
....This one time in Detroit, Michigan.... I saved a kid's life by pulling him out of a burning car. I left the scene because I didn't want to be in the newspaper.
Well, that last one's a lie. I was just trying to redeem myself for the second to the last one.
What happened to YOU one time?