Monday, June 22, 2009

Recap of Guy's Weekend In Sea Isle City, New Jersey.

So my weekend with the guys in Sea Isle City was great. Here are some random things that happened:

- Lots of card playing but not too much. I'm the only one that doesn't play. I did play a game called Left, Center, Right that is very retard friendly. I didn't win a round.

- Drank shitloads of beer, wine, Crown Royal and Jack Daniel's.

- One friend threw some pallets in the back of his truck on the way down. We burned them in a fire pit. While we're hanging out, this hot chick came up and asked what we were doing and where our wives were. My one friend quickly said, "We're on an all guy's gay weekend". She fell for it. She hung out and drank with us. She was bombed. Then someone realized that she was probably under 21 so we took her beer away. She was wearing a short skirt and you could see her underwear. I pointed that out to her and she said she didn't care. It's funny how one chick can totally change the dynamics of a group of guys. Soon she showed up, all we did was talk to her.

- Laughed our asses off the entire time retelling stories from back in the day. One friend, after telling one practical joke I've done after another said, "You're the meanest person I know". Baby.

- Played whiffle ball on beach.

- Walked to the Springfield Inn (a dive club). Within 10 minutes my friend got kicked out because some drunk asshole said something to him so my friend punched him in the face.

- Tried to find turtles in the bay. Failed.

Overall, a great time with friends I've known most of my life.

That's my quick wrap up since I didn't post yesterday (FIRST TIME IN OVER 10 MONTHS) so I had to write something.

27 comments:

Caffeine Court said...

That was my 16 year old niece you were drinking with, and you'll be hearing from my lawyer.

Dr Zibbs said...

C Court - I told my buddies that your crew was down the week before and everyone was like, "girls from East???"...We could have met..

Andrew Rodriguez said...

Welcome back, sounds like a hell of weekend, I guess nobody brought a bible for bible study...my guy only weekends suck ass.

words...words...words... said...

The Springfield was the hangout for my older relatives when we used to stay in Sea Isle. It was like a retirement home with a bar. It's shocking to hear it's a kids' dive now.

Candy's daily Dandy said...

LOL at Caffiene Court!!


With a group of guys and one girl, it's all about going in for the kill. Like you are all around trying to mark your territory- winner take all.

That and the fact that being with your buddies instantly reverts you back in time 20 years.

Good times.

Anonymous said...

Whoa, you were in Sea Isle this weekend? I went down, but had to go home after some guy stepped on my chihuahua in the Springfield Inn.

I told him he was standing on my dog, but then he punched me in the face.

Scope said...

Sounds like a good time. I will be doing a little hanging out and drinking with friends of 20+ years this weekend.

Cora may be driving us home. :-)

Vivienne said...

Of course she didn't care if her underwear was showing. Why would she? It was, after all, an All Guys Gay Weekend. Nothing to fear from the lot of you.

B.E. Earl said...

Wiffle Ball on the beach ain't easy. Lots of wind usually.

Cora said...

Welcome back, slacker!

;-)

J.J. in L.A. said...

Left, Center, Right is the dumbest game on the planet. Of course, the 'inventor' is probably a millionaire by now.

The Peach Tart said...

Sounds like a fun weekend. I need to learn that card game because I become card challenged when I'm drinking.

Son of a Thomas said...

I am suprised you didn't play one of the world famous games you invented.

Phat Mama said...

Of course -you- noticed her panties. Perv!

Slyde said...

ack! you played LCR?

i hate that shit!

Dr Zibbs said...

Anonymous - good one.

We were actually getting on my friend's case because he put napkin pieces in his ears because it was too loud and we were saying the dude that was a "drunk guy" was really a retarded guy just trying to say hi but he couldn't hear him.

Dominica said...

Hahahahaha, I SO hope your friend punched Perez Hilton in the face !! LOL

Heff said...

If your weekend didn't involve a girl's finger in your ass, I don't want to hear about it.

Grant Miller said...

You like to rock the party.

Jennifer and Sandi said...

There is a retard friendly card game?? Who knew!

You failed to mention how the under aged girl got home?

HAPPY TUESDAY!

- Jennifer

Fancy Schmancy said...

Sounds like a great weekend, all around!

Dr Zibbs said...

Jennifer - the hot girl walked home 2 houses down. Then we were waiting for a dude to come over and ask what we were doing giving his daughter beer.

And the dude would be younger than us.

diane said...

Not posting is a good sign, it means you're out there living in the real world.
I got some nice visuals from your description of your trip, sounds like a really nice time.

Phat Mama said...

Where is my 'welcome back, missed you'?!

Shelle-BlokThoughts said...

Everyone already took all my one liners and jokes.

I need to get over here earlier!

Hit 40 said...

Wow - you found a girl with panties??? All I see are thongs and muffin tops.

I don't think she was under 21!! Or it would have just been a string.

Dr Zibbs said...

Welcome back Phat Mama - where have you been?

Shelle - best to go to TBY every 20 minutes so you can be the first to comment.

Hit 40 - please snap camera phone pics.