Wednesday, June 24, 2009

Fattest Twins. The McGuire Twins. Motorcycles. Fatties.




Who didn't love the McGuire Twins?

You know, the fattest twins that were always featured in the Guinness Book of World Records. I used to get that book specifically to see the fattest people, the dude with the longest fingernails and all of the other human oddities.

I wonder if there are any really fat twins today and the one twin is trying to convince the other one to gain 120 pounds so they can capture the title of fattest twins?

If you happen to know them, please have them contact me as I will feature them on TBY.

So who were YOUR favorite fatties?

19 comments:

moooooog35 said...

Dolly Parton's left and right breasts.

Dr Zibbs said...

Mooog that's so stupid I actually laughed.

SparkleFarkle said...

That's the one "F" word I don't use.

The Peach Tart said...

Mooooooog35 that was a good one. Those are some big boys. They're going to be hard to beat.

Hit 40 said...

Wow!! I usually do not enjoy fat jokes, but as you pointed out they gained the weight on purpose!!! OMG!!! Eat a rice cake!!!!

Jennifer and Sandi said...

Fat Albert!! He's cool!


- Jennifer

SkylersDad said...

I am always a fan of the news items where they talk about somebody who is trapped in their house because they can't get up or fit through the door. Do these people keep looking in the mirror and saying, "I'm still lookin gooooood!"

Steam Me Up, Kid said...

I don't want to point out my favorite fatties, for fear that I might make all the other fatties feel bad. But the title of this post is definitely my favorite title ever, at least of those pertaining to fatties.

Miss Alex said...

The real lady elaine... and my new favorite: I Bring you Macaroni Salad Lady

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WendyB said...

I used to like to read about parasitic Siamese twins in Guinness. Now I just like to drink Guinness.

Chris said...

The kind that you smoke.

Wait, not joints. I meant the stuffed breakfast sausage that you cook in a bbq smoker.

Jeez....what a bunch of delinquents.

sybil law said...

Mmmm... fatties....

J.J. in L.A. said...

MEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!! ; )

jadedj said...

Shouldn't these guys be riding Harleys or some such? I mean those are pretty wimpy ass looking bikes. Or, are those Harleys and they just look wimpy under all that blubber.

I'm thinking this is the Guinness Record for most weight endured by a kick ass motorcycle, other than sperm whale, category.

You have such fine and interesting interests, Zibbs. It's always a pleasure to drop by.

Dr Zibbs said...

Jadedj - "fine and interesting topics"?

You got that straight.

Andrew Rodriguez said...

I always liked the photo of the forest ranger's hat with the burn marks in the top from where he had been hit by lightning, like 7 times.

Dr Zibbs said...

AD - yeah that was a classic too.

Gwen said...

Better be careful - they'll find you and sit on you.

Courtney said...

Don't have a favorite fatty, but I thought the lady with super long fingernails was especially freaky.

Apparently she got into a car accident and her fingernails broke....all that work gone in the snap of a finger (nail).