I didn't want to alarm everyone but I was in a bit of an accident yesterday.
You see, I was out of my regular razors so I had to use a crappy single blade. I don't even know how they can be on the market.
So I'm doing that weird face where you stretch your nose so you can shave right under it - you know what I'm talking about guys (and bearded ladies) - and I actually cut my NOSTRIL! Right on the side of my nostril!
There was blood everywhere. And why does it take an hour for the bleeding to stop? I was bleeding for over an hour and was even late for work. I did however pass the time by making myself a hero award.
Today however, you can barely see where I cut myself.
I was kind of embarrassed yesterday during the day because I was wondering if anyone thought that I was shaving my nose. Like I have a face that's really hair covered like an ape but I have to shave it completely everyday to hide my secret. Living in shame.
Anyways, I did survive. And that's all that counts.